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@elonmusk Define your Happiness

Whoever said “money can’t buy happiness” really knew what they were talking about 😔

@elonmusk @DeryaTR_ Saving Private Ryan😂😂

@DeryaTR_ Does he have any interest in running an airline? Might be a job opening soon.

Ryan, the creator of Node.js, is one of the top SWEs in the world. Anyone still claiming that humans writing code is simply trying to cope with the inevitable or being delusional. AI has already taken over coding. It has also become AI's own best tool.

@trader1sz @BillMelugin_ Three dimples😂

@BillMelugin_ That’s right

BREAKING: DOJ charges Congresswoman Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick (D-FL) with stealing $5 million in FEMA funds, laundering the proceeds, and then using the money to support her 2021 Congressional campaign. She faces up to 53 years in prison if convicted. According to the indictment, DOJ says: “Cherfilus-McCormick, 46, and her brother Edwin Cherfilus, 51, both of Miramar, worked through their family health-care company on a FEMA-funded COVID-19 vaccination staffing contract in 2021. In July 2021, the company received an overpayment of $5 million in FEMA funds. The indictment alleges that the defendants conspired to steal that $5 million and routed it through multiple accounts to disguise its source. Prosecutors allege that a substantial portion of the misappropriated funds was used as candidate contributions to Cherfilus-McCormick’s 2021 congressional campaign and for the personal benefit of the defendants. The indictment further alleges that Cherfilus-McCormick and Nadege Leblanc, 46, of Miramar, arranged additional contributions using straw donors, funneling other monies from the FEMA-funded Covid-19 contract to friends and relatives who then donated to the campaign as if using their own money. The indictment also charges Cherfilus-McCormick and her 2021 tax preparer David K. Spencer, 41, of Davie, with conspiring to file a false federal tax return. According to the indictment, they falsely claimed political spending and other personal expenses as business deductions and inflated charitable contributions in order to reduce her tax obligations.”

@kdfinfo Bench marking on lunch cuts

A delegation from the Uganda People’s Defence Forces (UPDF) conducted a benchmarking visit to the Defence Forces Welfare Services (DEFWES), as part of ongoing efforts to enhance the welfare and well-being of military personnel and their families. See more:shorturl.at/JKuva

@UnlimitedChill @ntvkenya Then come suck my dick

Kenya’s miraa exports to Somalia dip 17pc on Ethiopia competition zurl.co/XnnDw

@AnneWaiguru Rigathi said it long time ago but it was not convenient for you then

@MindFreeke 5K

That perfume you know that can last for 2 days and is not too expensive! Let's go guys

@FaithOdhiambo8 @LawSocietyofKe

The @LawSocietyofKe filed a Petition challenging the Constitutionality of section 27(1)(b), (c) and (2) of the Computer Misuse and Cybercrimes Act. The High Court has issued conservatory orders suspending the enforcement and implementation of the provisions pending hearing and determination of the Application filed with the Petition. The matter is scheduled for further directions on 5th November 2025.

@LeeRussian Mazzini ndio Tyres na Heshimu sana

I blame tyres sellers...wako biz and it's okay

@MikeSonko Manipulation

@OmbetaC Labda accusation of former atrocities

Now that Dci wants to rebrand to Cis , does that change anything?

@AlmamyMoha_ So Sad. Wish him quick recovery

Popular TikToker Ismail Abdikadir, alias PFA from Bulapesa in Isiolo, is currently fighting for his life in the ICU after being attacked by alleged goons. According to his recent TikTok posts, Ismail - a staunch political supporter of Assembly Speaker Mohamed Roba -

@gpdkaluma Mjinga sana

What happens when you sleep on the side

@KindikiKithure Ongoing tu...No completion!

LARI, KIAMBU COUNTY, KENYA SATURDAY, APRIL 5, 2025 Ksh.5B has been allocated to revive the construction of Mau Mau Roads Projects in Kiambu, Murang’a, Nyandarua and Nyeri Counties that had stalled for two years. With contractors back on site and works on the Mau Mau Roads circuit stretching a span of 562KM underway, the road network once completed, will facilitate faster, safer and cost-efficient mobility, and connect Counties across the Mt. Kenya Region for agriculture, trade and investment. To complete ongoing road projects in Kiambu County, the Government has released Ksh.3.6B to settle dues owed to contractors, create more job opportunities for workers involved in the construction and stimulate economic growth in areas covered by the projects. We encourage parents and guardians to enroll their children in Technical and Vocational Education Training Institutions to acquire relevant and market ready skills applicable locally and globally. The government is also establishing 1,450 Digital Hubs; one in each ward and equipping them with ICT facilities to connect our youths with digital jobs. Joined President William Samoei Ruto on an inspection of ongoing road construction works and official opening of the Jitume ICT Lab at Lari Technical and Vocational Training College.

@C_NyaKundiH Very Legit. Inaitwa Program Based Budgeting

Audit reveals that Meru Members of the County Assembly (MCAs) spent Ksh 3 million on legal fees to pursue the impeachment of Governor Kawira Mwangaza in the year leading up to June 2024. The expenditure, which was not included in the county’s initial budget, was paid to a private law firm for legal services related to the impeachment process. According to the Auditor-General’s report, no documentation was provided to verify that the funds for the legal services had been allocated in the county's budget, raising questions about the financial management of the process. The Senate upheld Mwangaza's impeachment on August 21, 2024, marking the third attempt to remove her from office. After the Senate’s decision, Governor Mwangaza sought to block her ouster at the High Court. However, the court upheld the Senate’s ruling, bringing an end to her tenure. On Monday, her deputy, Isaac Mutuma, was sworn in as the new governor, with political leaders from the county attending the ceremony.

@citizentvkenya Lakini bado ni Simba.

Raila Odinga: Siku hizi naona huyu kijana mwingine kutoka Murang’a anasema ati ukitaka kuwa Rais kuwa na Gachagua na Kalonzo. Wewe hujui pahali nimetoka bwana, poa kabisa. Nchi hii inaweza kuchomeka ikiwa watu hawajajihadhari sana

@Kaysparks_ K-DUST Main Campus

Which University administration block do you think this is?

@elonmusk Grok says;

So many crosses