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*i do not own any rights*

@Ishaaannn_ @onlysammms it means she's a loser

@onlysammms What’s fake dating?

i have been "fake dating" this guy for a while and he doesnt use social media. he's not on IG or twitter so whenever i tell him some joke or use some pop culture reference he thinks i'm the funniest person ever and i loveeeeeeeeeee it

@neekokix bot

why is it soo hard to find a guy who's a freak but also extremely sweet

@nataliestwt this is a bot account

you can tell when a guy has a dog just to get pussy and it’s deeply unattractive

@uncledoomer now im certain this is a paid bot account

a guy at work asked if i bought “the elon musk ipo thing” and i said no and he looked at me like im retarded. he doesnt know that hes the coworker with coworker opinions doing coworker things in this scenario

@oysterrbaby @rachitag22 u havent done anything wrong. i have food delivered all the time. if there wasnt a demand it wouldnt exist 🙂‍↕️

@rachitag22 I think if somebody is door dashing they want business homie

Last night I scheduled a starbucks doordash for exactly when my alarm would go off this morning. I feel like royalty. this is insane, what a modern luxury.

@uncledoomer "u shouldn't be allowed to pay for a service". while u click bait engagement. gotta love this app, here's ur pennies

yeah this shouldnt be allowed

she went from having a personality to being a click bait e-girl. hate to see it

@carefulwatu so just... dont?

i never wanna talk to a man again

@sleepingbvby i cant say enough how women are absolutely losers on this app 🙂‍↕️

i miss arguing with my ex so now i just ragebait men online

@ur10VEE she needs entertainment , she is indeed the boring one 🙂‍↕️

boring men to the back

@mustylapdance @missus_wormy damn. so u made ur own decisions that u regret now 🤯

@missus_wormy This happened to me & he was appalled I wouldn’t go run out to pick up the orders to “save him the trouble of parking.” Also I just worked 8 hours at my actual job lol

I was once the girl who sat in her boyfriend’s car while he did doordash. it’s probably something I should speak to a therapist about to figure out why.

@Sareniia bot account

always remember who was there when no one else believed in you

ngl im having a hard time telling AI. it's getting bad if i cant tell. we all cooked

@pokebabyy u cute tho lol 🫣😂😂😂

@pokebabyy i didnt say all that, u did 🤷‍♂️

So I’m walking in the produce section of Walmart and I hear this guy get the piss slapped out of him. I turn around and it’s his girl pissed because he was staring as my ass. Then I was told I was ruining relationships. I can’t make this shit up omfg???

@droolyy i gotta stop interacting with the side of twitter where women make hating men their entire personality 🫩

bc genuinely why do men Ruin literally everything good

@abeautifulsyn let’s goooo

why does everyone hate me

ngl, gotta admire @timthetatman for making a large portion of his career being lazy af and just watching sh*t, then calling it content. whether it's spectating or just straight up using someone else's content for views, gotta love the laziness 🙂‍↕️