abi

wish I could reply to emails with ummmmmmmmmmm okay?????

@Obehiejele PLEASE 🙏🏼

I love this so much. Need to do one asap-ish 😂

If you want to complain about that rotten article fantasising about nudity and excrement and MM in the Sun by JC you can email the Independent Press Standards Organisation at inquiries@ipso.co.uk. Why not to do it now. It's the work of a moment.

‘Monday Again?’ A series of melodramatic shorts depicting the pain of starting work again on a Monday morning after a banging weekend. I post these shorts every Monday or so on my Insta Story. Follow me @obehiejele to see all the weekly distins 😂

what was HelloKitty’s job or talent?

Every time I hail a black cab I’m like ??? Am I ?? Carrie Bradshaw ???

@KS_Ate_Here 🫠

What’s your favourite emoji? Quite into 😮‍💨

@georgieemoreton All Too Well (Taylor’s Version) (10 minute version)

Marylebone gets another modern Mexican restaurant, from ex-Pujol chef Adriana Cavita london.eater.com/2022/3/10/2297…

Oh my god are you serious right now. your company makes elevated basics. Omgghggg and they're expensive? thank you so much

Thinking about how my personality is going to have to adjust now that Beast from the East isn’t the most major weather event I’ve survived

@JoeClit Wordle queen

Wordle done in 2 today thank yew 😌 ⬜️⬜️🟩🟧⬜️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

@Obehiejele Tweeting about this issue wasn’t very 🅿️ of you Obehi

@abiblain Asking this question ain’t 🅿️ Abi 😭

I’m not sure if people are purposely being obtuse or not, but the definition and concept of 🅿️ is very easy to grasp. And asking for the meaning of it, certainly ain’t 🅿️

just feel like there has to be another solution to the problem beyond 'lipbalm'. lipbalm has about a 30% hit rate at doing what it is supposed to do. entire industry built on a sham

@bl4iny Unhinged

bring back CBB it was unhinged

I don’t know why the black silk face mask I had shipped from Paris smells like McDonald’s chicken mayos but it does

Cc: @Joe_clit

Warms my heart when people ask me if Joe is my brother 🤍🤍

No ☝🙅 we don’t 👎 publish Christmas gift 🍆🍆 guides. Yes 👍🅱 I 👈 would 💞👍 still 🍺🛑 like 🏼☃ to 💦✌ receive 😉😩 the 😹👏 product you 😘🚀 are ❓😎 promoting ↗↗ for 💘🏻 free. 👏 We 🅱👦 exist, girlies! ✨