lil soledad

"Just give me some of whatever it is that makes you complete," I say to the bartender.

One last lap of the drain

Today on "not sure if compliment": Colleague assumes I own a motorbike

Shoulder pain now at a point where I'm cycling painkillers to dull the ache. I need to get it fixed

Think I oughta book a hearing test. Do I know anyone with experience with that whole process? Are dope cyberpunk hearing aids an option?

Feel like the gym was a poor decision today lads.

My body feels remarkably similar to how it felt when I nearly bled to death

I feel like someone else is piloting my body. My tongue is made of lead. The invisible hand pulled my elbow as I left the pharmacy

I think I'm in a different dimension to everyone today.

"Oh I'll just put it through it'll be fine." When having a sketchy pharmacist works in ya favour.

Zeus is the Vince McMahon of gods

I'm coming close to working on a dream I'd dismissed for years. Don't wanna spoil any surprises, but I'm excited.

Can't wait til Stan Lee dies and Andy has to spend an entire news cycle going "no shut up that was Kirby"

People who cry about ad hominem arguments are usually unwilling to examine how they arrived at their worldview. They're weak, ignore them.

Too depressed to write, too broke to party, bored of playing video games. Some bank holiday, ay

Definitely been feeling the depression harder since they stopped stocking Dragon Soop in the One Stop down the road

Group Chat Tonite: Hot single hackers in YOUR mainframe!

The crotch in my jeans died so I made a shabby skirt. Also my abs look nice

Sleeping sober is the absolute most difficult thing.

So my knee's not all-the-way fucked. Just fucked enough that I shouldn't run anymore. Fucksake.

My brain's all "it's just a big daft pantomime", but my heart's all "watch that fucking segment again without crying I fucking dare you"