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Schrödinger would’ve loved scalping pokemon cards

first in my bloodline to have an addiction to buying pokemon cards instead of alcohol

why are men talking about bleeding out here. you should fantasize about enjoying a snowy evening stroll with your beautiful wife.

The Tacoma Times, Washington, August 31, 1917

Thou shan’t apologize for being full of whimsy >:-(

Publicly shamed for posting multitudes of my backyard birding photos on Instagram, so I had to back to my safe space xoxoxo

Excuse me is this thing on?

@unclepussie Agree

i had my 90 day review w my manager today and she said i was a perfect angel baby who has never done anything wrong in her life 😇

@unclepussie Tag urself, I’m “🍜 Grilled Salmon w/ Yellow Rice and Various Vegetables”

this is the goofiest tinder bio I’ve ever seen

She bought black lipgloss

Spotify Wrapped this year kinda sucks

adderallcels be like: meth shortage monday

Doc Martens and party dresses is the new converse and prom dresses

With all these tech layoffs, I’m worried about my job but all I can think abt is Pokémon Violet.

@scnicholss It’s on my list of places to look into when I have enough saved!

@abiquail_ honestly in terms of cities philly is pretty inexpensive

No state has all three: 1. Warm weather 2. Reasonable cost of living 3. Basic human rights

@unclepussie we should have sent this as our audition tape for America’s Got Talent in 2009

@abiquail_ the start of it all youtube.com/watch?v=wsHabv…

Tumblr made my niche micro internet celebrity dream come true. One post on tumblr just got more numbers than a single tweet ever did.