abi 🧙‍♀️✨

THE ANSWER IS YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not going to lie. Things are WAY worse in 2022 than I expected they would be. It doesn't mean all is lost, far from, but it should cause a big old rethink among all who care. Because the fault is not in our stars, or in ourselves, but in our comprehension. A Sunday morning 🧵. 1/

1/ You’ve seen the fires You seen the floods You’ve read the news reports You’re scared And now you want to do something about it But what? And how? A (longish) thread

broke: remembering the alphabet by singing the alphabet song woke: remembering the alphabet by singing the school song from the matilda musical

I fixed them for you

@LetsMakeAMusic Esteemed podcast fellows, I formally present an official submission for a bulbous song title: “My finest gourds have morphed to monstrous size; everyone in this allotment is upset.” Thank you, and best wishes, Abi

pls respond to this tweet formally and with a BULBOUS song title suggestion

the episode is FINALLY working! Rowdy Rita rides again. open.spotify.com/episode/338Wf9…

2020 is almost over and I feel I have something to get off my chest: I didn't get better. I didn't get healthier in mind or body. I didn't create, I didn't grow, and I didn't accomplish. It's fair to say I'm less together than I was this time last year by almost every metric.

that’s fine, please take the gender away

@MyopicDuck Ikr this kind of sat with me the wrong way - feel like I spent most of my time at uni struggling to keep my head above water, so even though I wanted to do “well” the only real option I had was just to survive!

“If you want to do well academically, simply work extremely hard, which is very easy for everyone both intellectually and in terms of actually motivating yourself to do it.”

@alvinahere I know right???? Who has the time for that, in this economy

@abiwithoutay Lordy! And 27 is such an oddly specific number

TW: mentions of disordered eating, general diet culture nonsense - that’s right folks, fatphobic bs AND an advert from the 1950s, both at the very same time!!! groundbreaking stuff

like i know it’s **breaking news: m*rdoch bad** but sometimes you’d just rather Not, u know??

statistically this may be my last tweet for the next 40 years so hope you’re all vibing and keeping it real ✌️

also i have not Done A Tweet in a very long time which made me very anxious about barging my way into people’s timelines unannounced (sorry to the people i have just followed back after months/years 😬), i just felt very strongly about sofie hagen being great

oh man i just watched fat gender dating sex by @SofieHagen and it was so good and so funny!! so many amazing book suggestions to look up now

Straight Pride Parade????? FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!

UK/British people, you are not allowed to be outraged at the Alabama abortion law until/unless you have expressed the same outrage to your MP about abortion in Northern Ireland.

changed my header photo to reflect my undying love for the most iconic strong female role model of children’s media there has ever been

okay sierra burgess is a loser made me feel A Lot of different things but the main two are 1. the english teacher is HORRIBLE and 2. polyamory would make everything less terRIBLE

new animal crossing next year hoooOOOOOOLY SHIT