Andrew Kochman

A 7 year old just walked by me in sweatpants with an iPhone on a belt clip. I don't know if I should laugh at him or cry for him

@PokemonRestocks Got into ETB and had timer tick to 0. Couldn’t check out. Said out of stock

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Once went on a date with a girl who said all bbq restaurants are the same and serve the exact same food. We did not go on a second date

46 years later and we’re back baby!!!!

Figure it out @ToyotaCenter

With Mike Tomlin stepping down I need to know if The Standard is still The Standard

Reminder Mac and cheese is the most overrated side dish

Guerrero walk off

I’d be fine if Reed didn’t take another shot tonight

@allinkid It’s the journey, not the destination or some bullshit, right?

Guess FIFA saw my Masters ticket lottery failure for my entire life and followed suit

@DudespostingWs The science checks out

So true

@ActuallyBrandon Need a Corran Horn

Kyle Katarn ily

Can’t have a come back if you aren’t behind #RyderCup2025

@michaelschwab13 It’s pronounced Umble

Tell me you are from Houston without telling me you're from Houston.

Wow

@BunkiePerkins College Football

College Football?

Golden Grahams are underrated

@BarstoolChief Steal the car, leave the clubs

My golf clubs were stolen and I’m very sad about it