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The clutch Baltimore sports has on my mental health and general happiness is toxic and unhealthy but I love it

I am begging @masnOrioles to make their score bug include how many challenges each team has. Pretty pleeeaaassseeeeeee

Late night giveaway! Like and retweet! I’ll select one lucky follower around noon tomorrow to receive this Adley Rutschman card! #Birdland #Orioles

@OriolesFanRyan It was meant to be 😂😂😂😂

@abollinger3939 Tell me how I was thinking about asking for extension cords on my drive home from work then opened twitter and this was the first thing I saw 😂

I never know what to ask for at Christmas, so I’m making two requests… Show me O’s/Ravens stuff (apparel, decor, whatever) that you love Homeowners/dads… this is my first Christmas as both of these things. What are some $30-80ish must-haves I probably wouldn’t think about?

@editti22 What happened?

Ugh Westy, the guy can’t catch a break.

@Jim22Palmer Coming off of I-83 around 8:30 in the morning is pure hell in that entire area…what’s worst is the camera constantly flashing at people stuck in the middle of the intersection

Does Baltimore city have a traffic flow department? Can they at least make some effort to have some idea of sequencing the traffic lights on Lombard St..just as bad this morning at 6-30 am as 3 PM on the way to Camden Yards. Just pretend to care…

@jbenowitz1831 At this point I’m convinced they are protecting him from whatever curse this is

I’m actually glad the Baltimore Orioles did not bring up a top catching prospect. It forces other catchers in the organization to take that next step and give them a sense that the franchise actually believes in them *this is a joke, IYKYK

Evolution of the 2025 Orioles fan wish list Win the World Series ❌️ Win a playoff game ❌️ Win the division ❌️ Sneak a wild card spot ❌️ Finish above .500 ❌️ Finish at .500 ❌️ Win 3 games in a row ❌️ Win a game ❓️🙏

@jbenowitz1831 Jackson finding his groove

Genuinely asking: Have you seen anything positive from the Orioles so far in 2025?

When one of the more positive orioles accounts makes this statement… sorry Charlie but you ✨ tried ✨

It’s 11:45pm and I’m listening to Kevin Brown and Ben McDonald discuss how big of a head start they would need to beat Michael Phelps while swimming. Yep, Orioles are back.

Personally, I prefer my infielders to play in the infield and my outfielders to play in the outfield.

An actual queen! Her book “Waste” is brilliant and super insightful and u really enjoyed her presenting to my class in college during COVID (virtual of course). Congrats!! @CathFlowers

@jbenowitz1831 At the game as well! We’re right behind home plate but the upper section, so excited

Legit excited to see Sugano’s control and Felix for the first time in 2 years from right here

@editti22 @ literally every hockey game

If the game is supposed to start at 8 it should start at 8, not 830.

@editti22 Spotify stops tracking your stats November 1st and doesn’t start until January 1st, so now is the time to start listening to whatever you want without judgement in future wrapped reveals

Reminder that Spotify wrapped comes out soon, few more weeks to pad your stats.

Ladies and Gentlemen… Your Beloved Os will play October baseball in Camden Yards!

This makes me look better than I deserve 😂 I didn’t duck or dodge i just fetal curled

@MelanieLynneN Over on the first base side and I literally panicked and all the twins fans thought I was losing it

We’re good 😂😂😂

At the Orioles vs Twins game in Minnesota and the scream I made when a bat went flying @MelanieLynneN was quite loud. Don’t hurt our Melanie.