steph ™️ ❤️‍🔥

yay the vaccines work

@daveGDons Is that similar to the Colombian fairy dust? 🤣

@aboutasteph Bellarine Peninsula Pixie Dust

What magic did Geelong use to fix Jack Martin’s calves 😭

@RossIsAWriter Yep same old same old

@aboutasteph Didn't see him do anything. Didn't lead. Hung around the goal square. Not doing much in marking contests. Screaming for the ball when not even in the best position. So far, doesn't seem to have been the greatest deal for Swans

How is that paid a mark lmao Thank god the curly hair traitor missed anyway 🤪

@1116sen @SENBreakfast Sounds like he went to the buttery for rehab, I hope he continues along a positive path

Jamarra's sit down interview has raised a few eyebrows with his discussion on his rehab journey. #AFL | #DiDi | @SENBreakfast

@GlennMcCallum A huge contribution of 1 goal and 1 behind, guess the laziness hasn’t changed lol

@aboutasteph He’s starring in a big game again?’ 😂 Doing his best disappearing act

@CaptainUniverse I have Déjà vu. We’ve been excited for every first game after a coach has been sacked or resigned😭

I can’t believe I am actually excited to go and watch Carlton play again. Selection will be interesting but for the first time since Round 1, 2025 I want to watch us play. This feels like a turning point and one that will galvanize the fans. Expecting a big crowd.

@backwiththeflyt @GerardWhateley What’s the point in being a fan if we don’t demand the best, god he’s a fucking pinecone

I like @GerardWhateley's reasoning that Michael Voss wasn't a shit coach but a victim of a supporter group that demands excellence. If you don't demand excellence then you should take up kite flying. You're an imbecile Gerald

@RayeCharles @CaptainUniverse Hahaha when I had Covid I said to my friend would having a vodka soda with my flu meds be a bad mix but in a good way? 😂

@aboutasteph @CaptainUniverse I have those too 🤣🤣🤣 should I add wine 🍷 🤣

Is this the strongest we can get? Mum Life means no stopping even when you feel like death 🙄 ☠️

@meandmylions Not a lot makes sense on this app, it really is astounding how adults behave over football opinions 🤪

@CaptainUniverse @RayeCharles My only other suggestion would be buy some armaforce tablets they’re pretty good to boost the immune system

@aboutasteph @RayeCharles That is those ones.

@CaptainUniverse @RayeCharles Ignore me @RayeCharles you do have the good ones haha

@CaptainUniverse @RayeCharles Oh you’re right sorry I didnt zoom in my bad 🤪

@live_carlton Literally when he said that I put my palm to my face, exactly what we all accused him of and he blatantly admitted to it lol 🤡

And i wonder at what point he realised it would probably be a good idea for a plan B

@meandmylions Genuinely will never understand what people get out of being plain rude and insulting towards others on here

@dodgyllama Hahaha genuinely so sorry 😅😭

@aboutasteph Rumour is he’s got calf “awareness” today. THANKS STEPH 🫠😂

@marc0hall Someone just said right after I posted this he did a calf and is out for 4 weeks 😳 oops on my end I jinxed him

@aboutasteph Made of papier mache when he played for us. It’s just so frustrating and inevitable that a good club would have better, well, everything.

@BlightysCats @gjtfkurnltt Oh shit oops my bad

@aboutasteph @gjtfkurnltt Out for 4 weeks

@Chris2Far86 I mean if his attitude was poor he wouldn’t be thriving at geelong! So has to be something else

@aboutasteph Depends who you ask I’d say . I’ve heard people say that his attitude to rehab was poor but I wasn’t there so I can’t say if it’s true or not . Others blame Russell and the rehab team .

@Jumbledmess74 🥰 parts of the wide we just walked along in silence and i looked at the sky and the mountains and thought wow how lucky am i to be alive in this moment right now

@aboutasteph Hey Siri - show me what freedom, happiness and living in the moment looks like x

He is my legs and my wings 🪽 Nothing more thrilling than a one handed gallop with your Bestfriend 🐴