Male Roommate

Unisex bathroom by the coat check at the Guggenheim

Starting a thread of places I encounter with dyson airblade hand dryer starting with Bellingham airport

Three Tigerlily cd’s at Mt. Sinai today (2 left)

You guys are sleeping on almond milk

Golden doodle chasing skateboard

I am literally trying my best and it’s kind of working

$5 dollar soup and $5 two pizza slice dinner I’m a genius

@xaeaxii_ii @dampenedsponge You were too slow she bought one :-(

Taking the butcher boy sponsored commemorative classic mint green and alpine white wrapped L train to class rn

@dampenedsponge @xaeaxii_ii No it’s for my girlfriend

@xaeaxii_ii Let me purchase smh

I’m watching kaylee watch tv

Snapchat

Frozen yoghurt toppings

@dampenedsponge Lucas just finished the lemonade

I’m trend forecasting everyone (me) wearing orange sneakers

What is the trendiest string right now?

If I whine about smelling bad I am flirting with you (sometimes on accident)

@Stonecoldmom It was a son of juice

Good morning I’m going to order the sluttiest beer at the bar