your amore

Spread legs, not war.

My favourite laxative at this point is alcohol

Why is my very ethnic family full of trumpies and they’re like get rid of the illegal immigrants like hello u r one too?!?!

applications applications applications !!!

Duolingo announces that Duo, the app mascot, is dead.

Posting on here bc I lazy to post on Instagram

Imagine hating someone, then being friends with them again only to be disappointed yet again

YOU CAN KISS A HUNDRED

i asked him to graph my emotions😂..

most of the time i can’t but i’m trying

Charlie Puth rn

I think the couple in the unit adjacent to me r having a fight and r currently slamming doors. Im so close to knocking on their door and offering them couples therapy.

PLS!!!! DON'T!!!! HURT!!!! A!!!! SOFT-HEARTED!!!! PERSON!!!! THEY!!!! CAN'T!!!! SLEEP!!!! AT!!!! NIGHT!!!! BECAUSE!!!! OF!!!! OVERTHINKING!!!!

@PriscyllaChng_ Pris who is this clown come we go fight

u left on your terms and now you’re coming back on your terms as well LMAOOO funny

Im not suffering but im not thriving.

@iluvferret Subang misses u too

inshallah i will bump into him n act like i have no idea who he is n make him think i hate him but then we get interrupted by paparazzis so i help him run from them in my car n he sticks w me bec everyone else treats him like a star except me n then he falls in love with me