Abby Benjamin

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Sandwiches taste 1,000% better when cut diagonally instead of straight across. Thank you for coming to my TED talk. I will not be taking any questions at this time.

.@AECOM's Abigail Benjamin kicks off the #YoungArchitect Summer Series this Thursday at 11:30 am EST with her keynote address, "The Unapologetic Productivity System: Take Your Time Back & Feel Good About It." Learn more about Abigail’s talk and the entire summer series #YASS2021

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Heartbreaking... and scandalous. texastribune.org/2021/04/29/tex…

2020 can go. Baking desserts for no reason every week can stay.

2020 can go. Groceries delivered to my door can stay.

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I stayed on the couch with my snacks where it matters.

Alternatively, "delusion"

Me when the classic rock station plays Green Day

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I put out my Christmas decor early because I'm so sick of 2020 I'm trying to hit fast-forward on the rest of it. Current mood:

Text from boss: can you be on a Zoom meeting with the rest of the team in an hour? Me, eating ice cream in the bath: if I move a few things around I should be able to

A clash in Clemson‼️ We're headed to see @CanesFootball take on @ClemsonFB 🏈

I explained to my daughter that when Netflix started they used to send you DVDs. 6yr old: (old lady voice) You know, back in my day, the internet used to come in the mail.

Canes might outscore FSU this weekend

Wash your hands folks

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Daughter: How was your day, Daddy? Me: Pretty busy, lots of meetings and deadlines. Her: DEAD LIONS!?!

Far as answers go, no is my favorite.