Philip Joubert

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Philip Joubert

Philip Joubert

@absolute_phil

I make robots professionally and talk unprofessionally.

Katılım Kasım 2008
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Philip Joubert
Philip Joubert@absolute_phil·
A fox is dog hardware running cat software.
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Philip Joubert
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@JenuineT2 @caitoz Supplements are going to love a guy that wants to dismantle the FDA and favour conspiracy over data.
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JN@JenuineT2·
@caitoz Good times coming. Let’s make America healthy again, and end the wars.
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Caitlin Johnstone
Caitlin Johnstone@caitoz·
Oh no now the US will have a president who does bad things and hurts people
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@flynn_kell28252 @peterjukes The power vacuum is likely to be far, far worse. There’s a saying “there is no such thing as a good or peaceful coup - not for the people”.
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Kellie Flynn
Kellie Flynn@flynn_kell28252·
@peterjukes How has U.S hegemony served mankind this far? It may not be as bad as you think
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Peter Jukes
Peter Jukes@peterjukes·
We can look for rays of hope, but the reality is this is a major tectonic shift in world affairs. Trump’s likely victory will empower Putin, Orban, Netanyahu and right wing autocrats everywhere. The world hangs in the balance between democracy and tyranny
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Philip Joubert
Philip Joubert@absolute_phil·
@Fact “I’m a little teapot”. Damn. Hits hard.
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Fact@Fact·
The lyrics in your favorite song express everything that you struggle to say or express to others.
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omoge.
omoge.@KhloeUmoh·
Men notice that their male friends/brothers/colleagues/relations are badly behaved, but instead addressing that behavior, they’ll advise women on how to navigate it.
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Ivan Ivez
Ivan Ivez@IvanIvez440026·
@Foinechina1 @Jonatha70760412 @KhloeUmoh Women are the gatekeepers of sex. Women pick who they sleep with. Women should stop sleeping with bums. If all women started requiring marriage from a man before pregnancy then the number of single mothers will decrease. Marry before you carry.
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JonnyEnough@Jonatha70760412·
@KhloeUmoh Only weak men and certain groups tend to avoid checking bad behaviors. Single mothers make them.
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Liberty Jones
Liberty Jones@Liberty_Jones2·
@Mar50cC5O @KamalaHarris UNDER KAMALA HARRIS ECONOMISTS PREDICT GAS PRICES WILL RISE TO A RECORD BREAKING $10 PER GALlON. FOOD PRICES WILL BE SO HIGH MOST WILL BARELY BE ABLE TO THE BASICS! IF YOU WANT LOW GAS PRICES, LOW FOOD PRICES, MONEY IN YOUR POCKET! VOTE EARLY! 🇺🇸 VOTE TRUMP 🇺🇸
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Kamala Harris
Kamala Harris@KamalaHarris·
Donald Trump’s stance on reproductive freedom is clear. He’s “proud” of overturning Roe v. Wade. And if given the chance, he will ban abortion nationwide. We cannot let him win.
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Drake@theelderdrake·
@KamalaHarris This is just false. He’s said multiple times he wouldn’t support a national abortion ban and that it is now up to the states.
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Philip Joubert
Philip Joubert@absolute_phil·
@nickhedley Basic thermodynamics of the capture of dispersed CO2 make 0 sense. They either require massive amounts of minerals that need to be mined, or massive amounts of energy. Both would make the problem worse and also have little effect unless you process - checks notes - ALL the air.
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Philip Joubert
Philip Joubert@absolute_phil·
When in a long queue, finding a seat in a bus, train — you are not choosing the name of a child. There is no reason to stop, carefully consider the personal and societal impact of every seat. Maybe unblock the 200 people behind you. We are considering your impact on humanity.
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Philip Joubert
Philip Joubert@absolute_phil·
@CityofJoburgZA The guy who runs a private Taxi app is MMC of Gauteng? A convicted fraudster is running a public service while have an active business in the same arena?
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Philip Joubert
Philip Joubert@absolute_phil·
@NS_online situatie Sloterdijk naar Haarlem. Weinig bussen en een OV punt voor duizenden mensen.
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Philip Joubert
Philip Joubert@absolute_phil·
X is now trying to advertise on X about how you should advertise on X. Please. Desperate times.
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Fact@Fact·
What's one piece of advice you wish you could give to your younger self?
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Philip Joubert
Philip Joubert@absolute_phil·
@VanillaICE19780 @Radio702 I mean, nobody disputing that a car filled with fuel makes a smaller fire. Petrol is kind of flammable - 50l of it is a big fire.
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702@Radio702·
Cable car station fire: 'Lithium battery fires are EXTREMELY dangerous and difficult to put out' The #TableMountain Aerial Cableway Company confirms the fire was caused by lithium batteries. buff.ly/3Ae3ha8
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Philip Joubert
Philip Joubert@absolute_phil·
@drgurner @boucherhayes Fixing a planet 99% perfect (Earth) is more feasible and sensible than travelling to another planet where everything is hostile to life.
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Dr. Julie Gurner
Dr. Julie Gurner@drgurner·
@boucherhayes I sometimes wonder if things like this, is why we have the push to start colonizing other planets.
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