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Enjoying beautiful nonsense of the game. I cover weird baseball from historical anomalies, absurd endings, wacky minor league promotions and college baseball.

Mount Wolf, PA Katılım Haziran 2020
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Jared Carrabis
Jared Carrabis@Jared_Carrabis·
Going from thinking you’re about to throw a no-hitter in the big leagues to giving up a walk-off bomb. Baseball is a cruel and devastating game.
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MLB@MLB·
Bo Bichette makes it a 10-RUN INNING for the @Mets 😳
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Orioles on MASN@masnOrioles·
"That's why you play every day. Our guys have to turn the page fast, but they've shown an ability to do that." Craig Albernaz after the O's fell 16-6 to the Rays.
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Julian Baron
Julian Baron@JulianTBaron·
This is what an organization serious about winning would do. But instead I’m sure we’ll see Cowser, Mayo, and O’Neill all in the lineup tomorrow.
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Julian Baron
Julian Baron@JulianTBaron·
Moving forward, whether you’re facing a righty or lefty, the lineup should be: 1. Ward LF 2. Holliday 2B/SS 3. Gunnar SS/3B 4. Alonso 1B/DH 5. Adley C/DH 6. Basallo C/1B/DH 7. Alexander 3B/RF 8. Taveras CF/RF 9. Jackson 2B/3B
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MLB@MLB·
Left-handed hitters with 30+ HR, 100+ RBI and 100+ BB in their first 162 career games: - Ted Williams - Juan Soto - Nick Kurtz
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MLB@MLB·
This kid convinced Phillies superstar Bryce Harper to help out with his promposal and secured the yes 🤩 via: jportella10/IG
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Absurd Baseball
Absurd Baseball@absurd_baseball·
@BillyMcburner @noahtrister It's also that the Orioles model places seemingly little to no value on defense and baserunning and pitching. It creates this all or nothing homer happy good time slug squad that is fun to watch when it clicks and atrocious if they need to string 3 singles together or field.
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Billy McBurner
Billy McBurner@BillyMcburner·
@noahtrister It’s not “too many nerds” for me, it’s that our nerds clearly aren’t as good at this as the other teams nerds. Our nerds aren’t reading the data correctly and learning the right lessons from it.
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Noah Trister
Noah Trister@noahtrister·
The anti-analytics backlash is wild coming from fans of Earl Weaver's franchise. It's just that he didn't code as nerdy so people don't acknowledge the connection between him and the modern stat guys.
Ben Palmer@benjpalmer

Literally every single MLB team has an entire department dedicated to “stat nerds” and “actual baseball dudes who understand the game” is just meaningless word salad Plenty of reasons to be critical of the O’s but “too many nerds” continues to be one of the dumbest and laziest

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Francys Romero
Francys Romero@francysromeroFR·
Sources: 19-year-old prospect Raydel Sanchez left Cuba in recent hours. Sanchez was a member of Cuba’s U23 national team in 2025 and has 60–70 power on the 80 scouting scale according to some scouts. Full story on Beisbol FR. beisbolfr.com/p/sources-high…
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Brett Taylor
Brett Taylor@Brett_A_Taylor·
At 0.8 WAR, Michael Conforto has been worth more than ... Corey Seager Manny Machado Ketel Marte Trea Turner Fernando Tatis Jr George Springer Junior Caminero Bo Bichette, and Jarren Duran Combined.
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MLB Deadline News
MLB Deadline News@MLBDeadlineNews·
Thoracic Outlet Syndrome had previously been a near death blow for pitchers but Thoracic Outlet Syndrome had never met Zack Wheeler before
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Insane Reality Leaks
Insane Reality Leaks@InsaneReality·
This is what the top of T-Mobile Park looks like… insane
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Foul Territory
Foul Territory@FoulTerritoryTV·
Not sure that's how you say Jazz Chisholm Jr.'s name. 💀 (H/T: @RunWildKian)
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Absurd Baseball@absurd_baseball·
@KimSchuss Blaze starting nearly every day for 6 weeks only to be benched when he finally starts hitting is indicative of how unserious this team is.
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Kris
Kris@KrisHynson16·
On a personal note, I could really use some wins in life, big time. Esp given my efforts, and things are just NOT happening for me, falling in place. Its sad & depressing.
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Baltimore Orioles
Baltimore Orioles@Orioles·
We have made the following roster moves:
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Codify
Codify@CodifyBaseball·
SHOHEI OHTANI LITTLE LEAGUE HOME RUN!
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