The Absurd Truth

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The Absurd Truth

The Absurd Truth

@absurd_ditty

TERM LIMITS for EVERY single federal job!! From trash collector to president.

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The Absurd Truth
The Absurd Truth@absurd_ditty·
@wideawake_media You couldn't write a script for a movie with the insane ideas democrats come up with because no one would believe a group of people could be that fucking retarded, but here we are...
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Wide Awake Media
Wide Awake Media@wideawake_media·
Democrat Texas state representative James Talarico: In order to stop climate change, "it is now existential that we try to reduce our meat consumption". "Everyone has to take personal responsibility in this effort."
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The Absurd Truth
The Absurd Truth@absurd_ditty·
@SmoreChick McCaffery's have every right to do whatever the hell they want or don't want. Doesn't matter anymore. They are long gone. Yes, the McCaffery boys got special nepotism treatment but need to let the past be the past.
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The Absurd Truth
The Absurd Truth@absurd_ditty·
@mrmikeMTL It's not worse. You constantly look at your phone that tells you its worse than some vague past time while ignoring reality.
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Mr. Mike
Mr. Mike@mrmikeMTL·
Can anyone pin-point the exact moment where everything in society just got substantially worse???
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A Gene Robinson
A Gene Robinson@AlBuffalo2nite·
This is Times Square… in real life. Yes it’s true… Grown adults… in the middle of New York City… Crawling on all fours… wearing signs like collars… Barking… gagged… blocking traffic… All to protest a “king” that doesn’t exist. Let that sink in. This isn’t activism… This is performance degradation. While real people are working… commuting… trying to live their lives… You’ve got a group turning themselves into a spectacle of submission in the middle of the street. And they think this communicates strength? No. It communicates collapse. Because when a movement runs out of logic… It replaces it with theater. And the more extreme the behavior… The louder the applause inside that echo chamber. But outside of it? People see exactly what this is. Not power… Not resistance… Not influence… Just chaos dressed up as a cause. And the cameras caught it all. #SilentMajoritySpeaks #AStoneGroove
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The Absurd Truth
The Absurd Truth@absurd_ditty·
@mcsquared34 Better idea: Get rid of the idiotic government program and let individuals figure out their own retirement.
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MC Squared
MC Squared@mcsquared34·
Abolish the cap. Tax rich people. Problem solved. This really isn’t that complicated.
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The Absurd Truth@absurd_ditty·
@LauraRBelin What would be cool is if we had the technology to have something like drones that could fly over and take pictures for estimates.🤡
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Bleeding Heartland
Bleeding Heartland@LauraRBelin·
I'm still looking for a reliable estimate for the biggest #NoKings rally in Des Moines, outside the state capitol. There were definitely thousands of people there but I don't know if it was closer to 5,000 or 10,000. Let me know if you find a good source on this.
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The Absurd Truth
The Absurd Truth@absurd_ditty·
@StockTalks21 Don't have a dog in this fight but it looked like the ref was relaying something to him and coach got super close to hear? A Tech hear would have sent conspiracy theorist into orbit because that would have literally been the ref's deciding who won.
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The Absurd Truth@absurd_ditty·
@unusual_whales The government retirement program was a fucking horrible idea from its inception. Needs to go away completely
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unusual_whales@unusual_whales·
Murray: Is it true that people making under $184k pay a 12.4% Social Security tax rate? Dahl: Yes Murray: And the rate for someone making $1 million? Dahl: 2.2% Murray: So, a 12.4% tax for people making less than $184k, but 2.2% for a millionaire or .0002% for billionaires.
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Bernward Vesper
Bernward Vesper@Parkettpolitur·
@Androphilia76 @k2__investment @unusual_whales It’s very fair. The high earner can acquire real estate, a huge stock portfolio, can fill his ‚second‘ and ‚third‘ pillar (the other parts of our retirement system) to his heart‘s content and definitely doesn’t need more than the capped state pension. But he can contribute more.
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Yogi
Yogi@Houseofyogi·
No Kings explained for people who think they're fighting fascism. You're standing in a crowd on Saturday. You look around and think yeah. No Kings. This is what democracy looks like. Bro. You're holding a sign made by a communist billionaire who lives in Shanghai. You live in a constitutional republic. Elections. Term limits. A free press that spent four years calling the president a fascist without one journalist being arrested. The modern left's definition of fascism: You love your country? Fascist. You want to enforce the border? Racist. You think parents should raise their kids? Bigot. You want to know who's voting in your elections? Jim Crow. Being patriotic is fascism to the modern left. But every country has borders and enforces them. 176 countries require ID to vote. That's the definition of a country. But the Democratic establishment told you otherwise. And you believed them. Congress has a 15% approval rating. 80% of Americans disapprove. 97% of incumbents got re-elected. Chuck Schumer. 46 years. Longer than Stalin. Steny Hoyer. 45 years. Longer than Mao. Mitch McConnell. 42 years. 5x more than Napoleon. Nancy Pelosi. 39 years. Longer than Henry VIII. Maxine Waters. 35 years. Longer than Mussolini. Bernie Sanders. 35 years. Triple Hitler's entire reign. Trump. 5 years and 3 months. Won the popular vote and the electoral vote. But Trump is the king. Okay buddy. You don't hate kings. You hate kings that aren't yours. And Saturday they had you in the streets carrying their water. The Democratic Party installed a president without letting you vote. Biden quit on a Sunday. By Tuesday your queen was crowned. No primary. No debate. No ballot. First time since 1968. Three days before your march every Senate Democrat voted against photo ID to vote. During COVID you carried a vaccine card everywhere like a hall pass from the government just to eat at a restaurant. But getting a birth certificate or waiting two hours at the DMV to prove you're a citizen before you vote? That's oppression. The Democratic Party is pro illegal immigration. Counts non-citizens in the Census. Census determines congressional seats. More non-citizens means more seats means more power. No voter ID means no way to check. That's how you keep power without wearing a crown. Biden built a censorship machine. Pressured Facebook to suppress true information and admitted it in writing. Censored scientists. Censored doctors. Censored JOKES. The Biden White House told Facebook to remove "humor and satire." They literally went after people for making fun of them. UK does it better tho... Everything they censored turned out to be right. They just outsourced the silencing to Silicon Valley. And it doesn't stop at speech. The extreme left justifies taking children from families. Six thousand schools rewrite children's identities without telling parents. And the State has the right to intervene. The Hitler Youth did this. Mao's Red Guards did this. The Soviets built statues of a child who reported his own father. Same playbook. During Covid, your bakery got shut down. Church closed. You couldn't hold your dying mother's hand at the hospital. But thousands packed together during BLM to burn Minneapolis and THAT was essential civic engagement. Obviously. $2 billion in damage. 25 dead. 2,000 cops injured. 20 states burning. VP Kamala promoted a bail fund for the rioters. No investigation. No hearings. January 6. One building. Few hours. 1,000 prosecuted. Two years of televised hearings. Kings decide which violence counts. The left decided. Charlie Kirk spent his life walking onto campuses asking for honest debate. He was assassinated. CSIS terrorism database. 2025 is the first year in 30 years that left-wing attacks outnumber right-wing. Yet no one brings this up. 75% of liberal students say preventing a speaker from talking is justified. 27% say violence is acceptable. Liberals who went to Trump rallies: "I never felt unsafe." "The experience changed me." Conservatives who show up on liberal campuses get screamed at, blocked, and assassinated. One side talks. The other side screams. The Party for Socialism and Liberation marched with you Saturday. Their stated purpose in their own words: "Revolution." Not reform. Marxism. The system that killed a hundred million people last century. They had you holding their signs while they said it out loud. 500 groups. $3 billion in revenue. Pre-printed signs. The signs were ready before you were angry. The money leads to Neville Roy Singham. Billionaire in Shanghai. Attends CCP workshops. Funnels millions through shell companies at UPS mailboxes. Three Congressional committees have subpoenaed him as a suspected CCP foreign agent. You thought you were fighting for democracy. You were carrying water for Beijing. "Liberals are leaving the First Amendment behind." Spoken by the ACLU lawyer who defended Nazis in court because it was their constitutional right. Bill Clinton put 100,000 cops on the street. Reformed welfare. Said illegal immigration is wrong to a standing ovation. Told America the era of big government is over. Today his own party would call him a fascist. The 1990s Democrat defended free speech for Nazis. Yours censors doctors for telling the truth. The 1990s Democrat held open primaries. Yours installed a nominee without a vote. The 1990s Democrat trusted parents. Yours takes their children. Historians measure fascism across eight traits. Here's who checks the boxes in 2026: Censorship of political opposition. Democrats. Contempt for democratic process. Democrats. Tolerance of political violence. Democrats. State ideology forced on families. Democrats. Corporate-state fusion. Democrats. Scapegoating and manufactured enemies. Both sides. Cult of personality. Both sides. Ultranationalism. Republicans. Five for the left. One for the right. Two shared. You marched against kings on Saturday. You marched FOR kings. You just didn't know which was which. Stop being gaslit. I hope you understand what's at stake.
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LJ Phillips SZN
LJ Phillips SZN@LPhillipsBurner·
I'm so excited for the future of Iowa Men's Basketball under Ben McCollum. He's a Hawkeye. He's here for the long haul. Sorry to disappoint any North Carolina and Kansas fans out there.
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The Absurd Truth@absurd_ditty·
@SoccernoobUSA @EliotClough Very true. Typically top tier recruits go to duke, KU, UNC, Kentucky because of NBA potential. I can’t think of more than 2-3 Hawkeyes that went to the nba for any serious playing time. IC is not NBA level talent and most likely never will be. Football is great for NFL tho.
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SoccerNoob@SoccernoobUSA·
@absurd_ditty @EliotClough I don’t know which coach said it or when, but the gist was that IC and the school are amazing! Anytime they could get a prospect to come, they typically snagged him. The challenge was getting prospects to spend an official visit to begin with.
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Eliot Clough@EliotClough·
Ben McCollum shared last night after Iowa’s Elite Eight loss that he and the staff will be actively seeking a center in the transfer portal: “We need some size. … We just don’t have a true five.”
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The Absurd Truth@absurd_ditty·
@JeffPassan MLB is moving toward getting rid of umps altogether which in all fairness to the teams, is probably appropriate.
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Jeff Passan@JeffPassan·
There are moments that offer a pretty good sense that something new is going to work. This feels like one for ABS. The Cincinnati crowd’s reaction was thunderous. And the situation itself — twice it salvaged a bases-loaded opportunity. This system plays.
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The Absurd Truth@absurd_ditty·
@brucefenton I originally thought you were cool, kind of funny, now I know you are just a huge PoS.
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Bruce Fenton
Bruce Fenton@brucefenton·
Some people think this poster looks too commie. I ain’t no commie. I thought it looked cool. Easy to read. I wrote the text. Someone helped design. We didn’t have much time. I liked this and approved it. Please design a better one and I’ll print a mess of them.
Bruce Fenton@brucefenton

Anti War Rally UNH Durham NH, April 14. Starting an unjust war is unAmerican & unconstitutional. Sending our troops to die for foreign interests is deeply wrong. US interventionism has harmed our reputation, our economy and has left untold thousands dead. Unite for peace. 🇺🇸

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AnthroVet50@spooked75·
@mpharjo77 Please explain which DNC policies involve: • Labor theory of value • Revolutionary class struggle • Worker seizure of means of production • Abolition of private property I'll wait.......
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AnthroVet50@spooked75·
The word "communist" has lost all meaning in MAGA world. Let's fix that. What communism actually is: • State ownership of ALL means of production • Abolition of private property • No free markets • Single-party authoritarian rule What US Democrats actually support: • Capitalism with regulations • Private property rights • Free markets with safety nets • Multiple parties, free elections Communist parties in US Congress: 0 Socialist parties in US Congress: 0 Democratic Socialists (Bernie-style): ~5 out of 535 The Democratic Party would be center-right in most of Europe. Biden and Harris are capitalists. Always have been. But you call everything you don't like "communism" because: 1. You can't define it 2. You never learned political science 3. Fox/OAN/Newsmax told you scary words = Democrats 4. You're in a cult that requires an enemy "Do your own research" means YouTube videos. "Communist" means "thing I don't like." "Patriot" means "person in my cult." The states with the worst education rankings vote the most Republican. That's not a coincidence.
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The Absurd Truth@absurd_ditty·
@Zigmanfreud Wouldn't be surprised at all if you don't have umps that call balls/strikes/outs in a few years but one that just manages the AI that does.
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John Ziegler
John Ziegler@Zigmanfreud·
I hate bad umpiring as much as anyone, but is this really better for the sport in the long run? 1) You can no longer immediately celebrate a called 3rd strike without fear of it being overturned 2) What kind of losers are going to dedicate their lives to being umpires now?! 🤮
Jeff Passan@JeffPassan

There are moments that offer a pretty good sense that something new is going to work. This feels like one for ABS. The Cincinnati crowd’s reaction was thunderous. And the situation itself — twice it salvaged a bases-loaded opportunity. This system plays.

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@btaubz @jimiuorio You have to be a special kind of retard to think democrats aren't the biggest grifters of corrupt political monetary gain.
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The Absurd Truth@absurd_ditty·
@jimiuorio That is like going to insane asylum and asking the residents, "can you explain why you are insane"?
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