Abby Walz

If you see a quarter on the ground do you pick it up?

When you shower, do you use soap…

I worry at times that Eugene Levy’s eyebrows will leap off his face and strangle me to death

a mouse leaving his apartment: phone, wallet, cheese

To a man with a spoon, everything looks like a soup.

It’s perfect that the basketball bounces so you don’t have to keep picking it up

Made a motivational poster for spawning salmon😌

Viciousness in the kitchen! The potatoes hiss. 1962

@tinaallthetime I will gladly adopt those wee baby pickles and care for them fiercely until they are fully grown

@A_Kold_One Ok fine I’ll cc you on the email I send Tara

@A_Kold_One We genuinely can’t figure out the pillsbury/turnover link. We have theories...is it because they make fruit turnovers? is it because the biscuits are buttery? is it because when you poke his belly he laughs?? Just tell me I’m dying please uuggghhhhh

@tinaallthetime Waking up naked in a vast garden with no memory seems not only cute but ideal.

@tinaallthetime This was a baffling and frankly disturbing move by skittles. I can’t image it wasn’t prompted by sinister motives.

Favorite source of dopamine?

Pope Francis Carves Roast Cherub For Vatican Christmas Dinner bit.ly/34FUR8u

My hand trembling over the Leave Meeting button for the entire zoom call

Lebron starts every warm-up routine by shooting 50 perfect form shots with his extraordinary butt cheeks

LEBRONICA