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This is the document land buyers in Marurui allegedly produced when asked for proof of ownership

@m0nanda Ata yeye amchukulie OB juu pia alikuwa mlevi na alikuwa seduced

Beshte yangu walilewa na dem jana. Wakakua na happy ending. Sahii anaaamshwa na rape accusations. Dem amemchukulia OB. TF??

@FGaitho237 I think I have unlocked a new level of happiness. What is this new feeling even called?

Dead Silence: Ruto Gets Humiliated at the Kalasha Awards Save for one misguided muzungu, nobody clapped. The British-backed war criminal and mass murderer William Ruto slithered into a packed Kalasha Awards ceremony like the unwanted ghost he has become. Despite the MC’s desperate, cringeworthy attempts to whip up fake excitement for this “special guest,” the room remained ice-cold. Doom and gloom. Pure embarrassment. This is the same blood-stained hustler who has spent years ruthlessly abducting, butchering, and dragging the youth - the very generation filling that hall, into rat-infested cells on trumped-up charges. Yet here he was, shamelessly trying to grin and glad-hand his way back into their good graces. The silence was deafening. The contempt was palpable. What a humiliating spectacle. Even the corrupt diplomats from the US, UK, EU, and those degenerate Arab autocracies must be sweating right now, struggling to polish this fading puppet’s image to their home countries. While French dictator @EmmanuelMacron prepares to host a colonial conference in Nairobi, their favorite African errand boy is busy becoming a national pariah - too toxic even for a room full of celebrities to pretend to applaud. The mask has fully slipped. The people are no longer buying the performance. Ruto walked into a crowded hall and discovered what millions of Kenyans have known for years: he is unwanted, unwelcome, and increasingly irrelevant. The silence wasn’t awkward. It was justice.

Muachana na Uhuru bana. Moi was also actively involved in politics. It is hypocritical to start putting barriers on who can participate in politics. All Kenyans have a perspective, and their voice should not be stiffled. What's next? Civil Cervants? Women? Teenagers?

@Jay_Ig254 @onjolo_kenya Seriusly do you think the waterways of Venice have not required massive investment to stabilize them? Do you just naturally assume they wait for the water to cuts its course and then they built along it hoping for the best? youtube.com/shorts/sZb7dWV…

@abysspilgrim @onjolo_kenya Diverted not blocked. Huku can you say it’s diverted? Building on waterways ni diversion kweli?

Mother nature spares no one when she is claiming her space...

@Jay_Ig254 @onjolo_kenya It's not diverted, it CAN be diverted, asin future tense, asin when investment in water management takes place. Asin this is not an insumountable problem requiring tears, and a longing for when Nairobi was a swamp just like NY which is built on a Swamp youtube.com/watch?v=0ks9OW…

@Jay_Ig254 @onjolo_kenya My brother in Christ, did you know waterways can be diverted? Did you know we can tunnel underground? Water is not a problem, waterflow management is. Case in point: Venice

@abysspilgrim @onjolo_kenya Umeskiza hiyo video vizuri kweli? Our problem is we have buildings on the water ways we blocked them hence water tries to find alternative routes to its destination. We dont get natural floods so even if we have such a system it wont work.

@MutahiNgunyi So, and?

HIGH POLITICS. Today Uhuru Kenyatta launched his brother's Presidential BID, 2032, Muhoho Kenyatta. Take it or Leave it. Ignoramus like Matiangi were flattered. Uhuru will send them to the 2027 battlefield to ensure they LOSE. Then Muhoho will be fronted as the FRESH Idea, 2032.

@Jay_Ig254 @onjolo_kenya Kunayo my fren, don't let your circumstances limit your imagination. youtube.com/watch?v=lvikcj…

@abysspilgrim @onjolo_kenya Hakuna storm water control can control nature buana😆😆😆it’s usually a matter of time and the control gives in.

@Buckaroo_4_U @kcimc Well the icbm would not land everywhere. And it's unlikely they would target airports over juicier targets

@kcimc The time it takes for ICBMs to reach the US is less than the time it would take to get to the airport and get airborne. So I don’t know how this would be useful.

i made an app for tracking whether the oligarchs are actually fleeing city centers ews.kylemcdonald.net

@RichkiddWizzy How would you know "amejiua" before seeing her? Alijua aje amekufa tayari?

@jeanbrendah @ariRon001 @sir_juma30 If you were dead before you fell, you will not bleed out. It will pool in the body like we saw from the images with no blood

@ariRon001 @sir_juma30 ????

Science is incredible!! Cause how are they able to distinguish injuries caused by falling six floors down from injuries inflicted before the fall??

@jeanbrendah Injuries on the hands, forearms, or back of the arms, indicating a struggle rather than a fall.

@DailyMail "My steak is too juicy"

Glamorous JP Morgan exec accused of turning married male broker into her office sex slave: Viagra spiking and litany of obscene forced acts that made him cry trib.al/BiXXCM0

@lenkips @AhmedAKosar Uchumi gani. Kwani ni pesa huwa wanawapea au ni goods za magendo huwa wanawauzia?

@AhmedAKosar Huyu hajui bila Woria uchumi ya huko itazama?

BREAKING: Mwingi Central MP Gideon Mulyungi caught on camera inciting locals to shut Garissa-Mwingi road; tells North Eastern residents to use helicopters.

@AhmedAKosar Nice

@abdisaidi527 @SuleimanM49631 @onjolo_kenya They are there to occupy space left by those who moved from Garissa to Mwingi. Have you heard kambans call Somali barbarians, even though they fit the shoe?

@abysspilgrim @SuleimanM49631 @onjolo_kenya What are they in Garisa. Kamba has businesses in Garisa

Update: The ongoing conflict between pastoralists and farmers in Eastern Kenya has escalated, with businesses owned by members of one community being looted in Mwingi town.

@thatgeminibloom In this country we have a constitution that recognizes individual responsibility. Collective blame is a war crime under international law

The same men who want to make money so they can date 18-21 year olds are saying that Consolata Githinji deserved to die because she was living a soft life? So is it what you people plan to do to 21 year old once you get the money which you'll use to attract them au??

@PeterNasongo @NytoP2PMwangi Njugush is not taking advice from someone with less than 1.5K followers in 2026

@NytoP2PMwangi He should just have man up and explain things In black and white as a man instead of shying away cowardly

Njugush was on KTN yesterday, and the presenter asked him about his ongoing divorce and very public spat with Cele Wakavinye! Here’s his answer 🤣 The situation is very nasty, I tell you! Watch…