gudrun ensslin respecter

im the dock ellis of not giving a shit

i got tickets to central park on sat at 1:30 before i realized i had a conflict. if u want this dm me

@communoah but doctor, i am pagliacci

that turkey has as prominent a place as it does tells me that texas-style barbeque is an unserious cuisine

idea for a new yorker short story: the clue for a crossword reminds you of a former lover and you twist and force the answers so brilliantly that even though the prompting answer was not correct you make it all fit, will shortz kills himself

becoming less and less possible to deny that i am most accurately described as a middle-aged jewish man

@KnausgaardFacts i see you were also at the metrograph screening of bela tarr's the turin horse tn

what i really wanted to say is that life is nothing but suffering and then you die.

an unremarked aspect of the zohran mayoralty is that shen yun has been abolished from the city. seen any ads for it lately? i thought not

if you have seen a bela tarr movie you may be entitled to compensation. if you survived

i used to wonder what my therapist stance on gaza was, then when that was resolved i wondered about ice, but the real hurdle now is how she feels about the sopranos

shitty place for a vineyard, martha

the library in borges's story is actually just all of academia's unreadable six-chapters-and-an-epilogue texts

yall need to stop drinking cocktails with food. its uncouth

is that fucking william f buckley

this is my poem about how to tell the difference between progressive and racist fringe presidential candidates

if the wallace be henry, its good to be friendly! but if the wallace be george, oh buddy, oh lord

giles corey saying "more weight" but its blankies and hes being tucked in

(liberal op ed) There is something brave—noble, even—in being Evil

(Talking to myself) I just don't know what to tell you

"love without action is just a word" rest in power willem van spronsen

sitting on teams camera off waiting for union rep to log into grievance meeting