Alex Carne

Looking forward to @talkSPORT tonight after that shower of shite 🤣 #EnglandVSenegal

🗣️ "I will not buy into it." Craig Bellamy says Wales are not underdogs 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

ROUND OF THE YEAR! 👏 An exhilarating round in which Joe Laws & Stevie McKenna both dropped each other 🔥 #ChelliSimpson | Live Now

"This is on the Glazers."

Cannot thank Spain enough for saving football GRACIAS 🇪🇸⚽️🏆#EURO2024

This is unreal 🤣🤣🤣

Best de-keck you will ever see 😂

Gazza 🗣 "People always say would i be different if i signed for Man United, would they have kept me under control? Cantona two-footed somebody in the neck, Rooney went with a granny and Ryan Giggs went with his brothers wife - so i might've fitted in." [The Rest Is Football]

Tottenham fans to their players for not lying down to Manchester City😂

@jamesGRIFF23 @chrismjarvis Twat 🤣

@chrismjarvis Is that @acarne3 ?

@NathnJones @TrebanosRugby Brilliant 👏

2 years ago was a special moment for me walking my boy out onto the Principality Stadium in my final, for @TrebanosRugby Yesterday my little man, managed to play his own final there. Couldn’t be a prouder Dad ❤️ keep enjoying it Rio boy #rugby

Hands down the best football advert of all time

So, Harry Kane could finish this season as the Bundesliga’s top scorer, but still without a championship trophy to his name… And the funniest part - Have you seen what the award for being top scorer in Germany actually looks like? 😈😈😈

Morning @MarcusRashford hope you’re well, just thought I’d let you know I got in at 1am was up for work at 04.30am. All to watch you walk about with your head up your ass, as you exerted fuck all energy and should be fresh as a daisy, fancy giving us a hand to deliver the post?

@OnlyFoolsLines @TomReillyy

Oh sorry Paul! In your own time my son!

@Rixy92 I feel sorry for your bog 🙈

It is with regret I need to inform you I am that guy who has eggs in his meal deal. In other news, Monster is not just for goths!

@JamieMogz15 3 from 3?