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Above all i'm baffled by the idea that anyone who hates james acaster would follow ME 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 What is here for u

they need to sh007 j*mmy c*rr out the back like a diseased race horse and replace him with greg davies 😒🙄

being the first person to watch a movie that’s on the watchlist of 20+ oomfs

This exact spot, coming out of Bank station, will have you spinning around tryna get the Google Maps compass alignment right

@andamxvie me

@acastersugar i have a thought that i will not share

i had a dream that snl uk did a skit about vampires and james acaster played a vampire which. Um . If that happened i. No i shan't say

@lyraaaapeach Wait love

@acastersugar this could be ur vibe

Hello twitter ! if you've never seen my glasses before (or if you have even) What shape of glasses do you think would best suit my face

@maika_anarchiya HEHE thank you It is a joke he's occasionally made himself but i will take full credit for it

@acastersugar acastersugar is genius omfg

9 things abt me ⭐️ 𖣠 age: 19 𖣠 gender: Girl ! 𖣠 sexuality: bisexual 𖣠 height: 5’10 😟 𖣠 eye colour: blue green 𖣠 fav food: dragibus or brownies or ice cream . Sugar 𖣠 fav game: pokemon/sims/minecraft/stardew 𖣠 fav show: taskmaster probably 𖣠 fav animal: tortoise 🐢

@fagmilton Im scary tall in real life im like a creepypasta

@acastersugar 5’10 is crazy why is almost everyone way taller than me

@siegfriedstasks It's the perfect blend of harmless trolling and linguistic absurdity.

“Stuart Laws is a masterclass in low-stakes mischief” “Stuart did what any person with a sense of humour would do” who needs reviewers for shows when you have insta user social_lion_ to praise your posting?

@fagmilton YAYAYAYTHANK YOU

@acastersugar i agree w the pic reply but also WOWWW you’re so gorgeous

@liveandski 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹THANK UUYOU💗💗💗💗

@acastersugar Annie i dont know im sorru but you are so stunning gorgeous

@cptsdee THANK YOU!!! i'm also no expert i got glasses like six years ago and i've been wearing the same shape basically ever since so i wanted 2 see if another kind would be better i will note this feedback :3

@acastersugar Im not an expert by any means but I think ones like this photo would look great! also ur soOoooOo prettyyy

last one laughing finale. KILL JIMMY CARR!!!!!!! NOW

@user_8160 YAAAYY see U there oomf

@acastersugar i got tickets too!!

they got me

Everybody better be regrowing their brows if they’re kicking her out

hot take: i’d rather have katseye disband than watch manon get removed

my third album ‘you seem pretty sad for a girl so in love’ is out June 12th. I am so proud of this record and I can’t wait for you to hear it. available for preorder now! 🩷 OliviaRodrigo.lnk.to/girlsoinlove