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Pub at the end of the universe!

Blue sky jo morning on the spliff porch. Grande.

Jumping through red tape hoops. Funking through 1/2" tape loops.

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Moth jam at rom toms tonight! I love ovethearing people explaining turducken. "ok so it's a full chicken, crammed inside a ducks ass..."

Mastered til 2am last night. I can't believe I've never done this before. Everything sounds better now, almost masking the shitty recording

Mastering the new record! Totes fun tymes!

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We are officially sellwood residents! <3

Bertie lous for valiumshrines brefast with my baby. Yay sellwood!

Tyme to improve the lighting in camera room 1 twitpic.com/3ypeyu

Standing in the sun waiting to look at a possible house to rent on ne prescott...