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@RideUTA 2:18p

@RideUTA 1 Line Poplar Grove. Pickup at Kennecott Building. Skipped Stops: S Temple/400 E/C St S Temple/300 E/B St Dropped off at 200 E / South Temple which is where the driver threw half the bus out of their seat to hit the brakes 🥀

Yo @RideUTA the fella driving this bus skipped two stops, when someone stood up to tell him, he slammed the breaks, rider flew to the front of the bus and fell, and then the driver blamed the rider for “not holding on” after skipping two stops with the stop requested light on. What the hell.

it’s hole filling season

You have to walk around knowing you are that mf while also remembering that you are nobody who knows nothing. Highest levels of consciousness can simultaneously hold both.

Yeah I was just talkin to the president

yea I was just talkin to the president

This fella can’t be real

@RiggsBarstool So glad Barstool didn’t cover this story. I don’t even know what happened because Riggs protected him so well. Clue me in?

Happy to see Tiger’s getting some needed help. Glad no one got hurt last week. Hope to see TW healthy & happy soon ❤️

The capitol of the world for the last 6 years, eh?

I miss my future wife

@Slickrickkyyy @willdefries you seeing this ?

She’s in key west and has been sleeping for the past 15 hours. Gonster.

To every kid with a learning disability: don’t let anyone — not even the President of the United States — bully you. Dyslexia isn’t a weakness. It’s your strength.

no one talks about the horrific event of meeting someone who is exactly your type.

I bring a sort of “this isn’t actually urgent” vibe to the workplace that managers don’t like

@ivandemigoal Dewayne Roloson

Age yourself by naming an NHL goalie you grew up watching. I’ll start: Carey Price.

@odtopole @RepThomasMassie ?

@accidentalniko @RepThomasMassie Biden ain’t handing this shit out anymore, back of the line

Did you ever study the Dewey decimal system and use the “card catalog index” to find a library book? When you get a Real ID, they don’t ask for much information about you. Real ID is your index card. They already have your book. They just need to unequivocally link YOU to IT.

@BrettFavre What hurt more? Throwing that interception? Or being exposed for stealing welfare money from children?

That’s the loss that hurts most… We had a real chance to win a Super Bowl that year. But it wasn’t meant to be.

@Polymarket One of the largest philosophical debates ever. AI has stoked the flames of this idea. It’s a zero-sum game. By logic, there is more proof we are in a computer simulation than that we were created by divine intervention or arose from the Big Bang.

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