Austin Arters

Gabriel, Pickett, & Flacco

December 30th, 1984. Akron, Ohio. The day the universe shifted forever. Tides rose, skies cleared, flowers blossomed. The birth of a new, otherworldly being. Some call him The King, some call him My Sunshine, some call him LeGOAT. Whatever you refer to him as, just know today is a day of appreciation, appreciation of a person so incredible, so undeniable and advantageous in his way of life. Today marks the 40th annual celebration of one LeBron Raymone James Sr. We shall all now bow our heads in unison, and say with everything in us: "Thank you LeBron."

@cj13371 this ain’t satire this really a lifestyle nigga i’ll really catch a bullet bout bron and i even feel disrespected that you think i’d be satirical in any way, shape or form when it comes to lebron fucking james

Ep. 73 The Vladimir Putin Interview

Me to literally anyone that tries to talk to me all day. #DawgPound

Trade: Commanders and Bears have agreed to a trade that is expected to send DE Montez Sweat to the Chicago for a 2024 second-round pick, per sources. Sweat is in the last year of his contract, and the Commanders are opting for a draft pick now. Chicago beefs up its line.

Taylor Swift was a nobody before she latched onto Travis Kelce. She is using the future Hall of Famer to save her failing music career. Honestly sad to see Kelce fall for it.

Brahns by a million

Me: “I am so out on this team” Me, after Browns destroy the Bengals on MNF then have a long bye week

You get: 1 hour of extra sleep You lose: the will to live after the sunsets at 4pm

Last weekend, gf and I went to halloween house party One of her coworkers was there, and he was openly making passes at her. Guys, if you are going to date attractive women, the reality is that they are going to get hit on. Here's a thread on how I handled the situation 👇👇

notice how we say "man" whenever we're disappointed

Might cry for the first Cris Collinsworth, “here’s a guy,” tonight

What’s wrong, babe? You’re not taking any Jong rips

just dapped up @gnewsii and told him to ball out this season! future top 10 corner in the league

I like being bossed around by chicks for some reason

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Deshaun Watson has decided he wants to play for the Cleveland Browns in a stunning change of events, per sources. Watson has informed the Houston Texans that he now is willing to waive the no-trade clause in his contract to be dealt to Cleveland.

Eric Ratica has some explaining to do after today's loss! #clevelandbrowns #clevelandbrownsdrumline #2014halloweem

I learn from my Ls