Achmed Rauff

Meluat timeline penuh politikus. Sembang pegang keris otak kosong tetap bergema tong kosong.

Ahhh so Kyo can go about colleges and distribute alcoholic drink vouchers on campus. Sounds very responsible yes?

Well done Sabah. Jangan bagi muka politik toxic semenanjung.

@namasayahassan @slatan0108 From boiler room to steamboat room real quick eh? 😅

Kudos to @slatan0108 sebab pull out

Court kotor hitam berkerak ada hati nak caj RM70 sejam. Pegi mampus le weh.

So @Cloudflare how about that discount ey?

I have really nothing much to say these days. Perhaps there is really nothing worth saying in the first place. Kumbaya.

Aku dah kata, rasuah ni lagi bahaya dari dadah.

Aku sedih tengok kengkawan yang makan steak well done.

Elakkan selalu tunjuk apa yang kau ada. Ada yang senyap2 iri hati. Sebaliknya tunjuk apa yang kau takde. Insya’allah ada yang mendoakan yang baik-baik.

Petronas CEO didn’t step-down within 48 hours of his error. But instead gave just a statement of apology. There goes his credibility.

If a bank needs to shore up sponsorship for a concert just to gain new customers then there is seriously something wrong with that bank. #justsaying

Antara nak percaya FIFA atau FAM? Aku percaya FAM lebih sikit. FIFA tak buang Israel. FIFA lebih BANGSAT.

If FIFA won’t ban Isreal, then why dont all other national teams leave FIFA?

Belajar kasi habis dulu dik. Nak jaga hal tepi punai orang buat apa.

@syafiqyusof Sequel Budak Flat dalam perancangan ke?

Alhamdulillah 🙏 Blood Brothers : Bara Naga is Netflix No 1 Global Top Ten Non-English Movies!

A f*cking colonel was involved?!!! The guilty should be dragged into the streets for a week and finished off with public hanging!

We are a trigger nation. Sikit2 trigger. Sikit2 sentap. Tambah pulak mesti nak komen yang bukan2.

@shahrinbahar Savage giler 🤣

@achmedrauff the first 4 bars just gonna be about them hemlines hahahaha

Aku pun nak drop verse lah. Beef ngan tukang jahit aku