The Masudi Bible

If you are not making money, then you are not making sense.

In 2021, Spanish athlete Beatriz Flamini entered a cave 230 feet underground and stayed there completely alone for 500 days. She had no sunlight, no clocks, and no direct human contact. The goal was to study what extreme isolation does to the human mind and body when someone is cut off from time. Scientists monitored her from outside the cave, tracking the effects of isolation, darkness, and the loss of a normal sleep cycle. When Flamini finally emerged in April 2023, she was shocked to learn how long she had been underground. She thought only about 160 days had passed.

Man of questionable sanity ✅ Very polite pig ✅ Dancing parrot ✅ Curiously chill chicken✅

"Skuma ya ten, kitungu moja na hiyo hoho ya red"

If at all Sifuna is going to unite with Gachagua team then I have to say it's 2 term. There's no way we are removing Ruto to replace him with people like Gachagua.

Only real ones remember these apps

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@georgediano If it stands between you and that grand position, go for it! You only have 20-50 more years to live at that stage anyway. The last 20 years will be brutal if you don't have any savings and your last teeth will still be brown, whether you cleaned them or not 😁

Ruto's daughter vintage G is something else on tiktok watch how she whines her waist like a rotating orbit this is the daughter who told Ruto he wants to do filming

Do not let the noise of the market stop you from buying what you came for. Chwele Proverb

It’s so over

X algorithm is very odd right now

Contrary to what my haters say, I don’t hate Somalis. I love them. In fact, I love Somalis so much that I dream of the day Somalia will become a Kenyan Protectorate. ‘Horn of Kenya’ When that day comes, Somalia will know peace. And with peace comes prosperity. With prosperity, our brothers in the Horn of Kenya will never again have to flee and become refugees in foreign lands.

Tibim! And this is how Ruto atakula tutam... I thought SG would have said it is upon Gachagua-Kalonzo to be the ones to join them Linda sisi Yesu... Wanasiasa ni ulcers

Not a green screen. The Nairobi skyline behind me is 100% real

Nairobi middle class after bumping into Ruto at a function

You Know a Film is Going to be Masterpiece, When Matt Damon Wants to Go Home!

The fact that Twitter isn't contact synced is a big win

Daktari was supplying proper electricity even at 83 years. Men are the Prize.

Embroidered my tattoos all over my suit for the #METGala 🦅

I think it’s safe to say the whole Internet owes her an apology…