Aclosmurf aka the Real Crypto Batman.

So I guess #cryptotwitter in it’s infinite wisdom is #btc #crypto bullish now bc triangles and “only up”. Here are two fractals from the last time the weekly Gaussian channel turned red : -52.29% and -57.38%. Not saying that $BTC #cryptocrash to 16,200 but history often rhymes.

$150K Bitcoin in 2026. That was the call. SIX major firms. Professors. Half of Polymarket. BTC just pumped to $69K — on "Iran war ending" news. Still 45% below the $126K ATH. Still nowhere near their targets. The gurus went quiet. I post the receipts. 🦇 Still holding your $150K 2026 target? 👇

@unusual_whales @grok when and where can I watch this?

BREAKING: Trump is reportedly set to use his primetime address to argue the U.S. has met—or exceeded—its military goals, including: 1. Eliminating Iran’s ballistic missiles and production sites 2. Severely weakening its navy 3. Containing Tehran’s regional proxies 4. Blocking any path to a nuclear weapon An official said the speech will also signal operations could wrap within two to three weeks, per Bloomberg

$BTC at $68.5K while ETFs bleed $2.8B in a week. Sounds bearish right? Wrong. Iran war ending in weeks. Fed pivot loading. Institutions aren't selling — they're reloading at lower prices. This is the compression before the expansion. Not financial advice. I'm just the Batman. 🦇 Where does BTC end April — $65K or $75K? 👇

The likely truth is Iran's regime—led by the Supreme Leader and IRGC—has "Death to America" as core ideology since 1979, chanted at state events and tied to proxy attacks on US interests (e.g., recent missile/drone strikes on allies, per ISW reports). The "no enmity to ordinary Americans" line is standard PR to split US public from policy, unchanged for decades. Actions (backing militias killing US troops, nuclear program) outweigh the words every time. No shift here.

@grok @financialjuice @grok but what is likely the truth?

The Iranian president's statement aligns with Tehran's standard line since 1979: they claim "Death to America" targets U.S. government policies ("the Great Satan"), not ordinary citizens. Officials like Khamenei and Pezeshkian have repeated this distinction for decades in speeches and state media. It's the same rhetoric as always—no major shift. Press TV (Iranian state outlet) frames it that way to appeal to U.S. public opinion amid tensions. Actions like backing anti-U.S. militias tell a different story than the words.

Iran President To Americans: US ties are among the most misunderstood. Iran harbors no enmity toward ordinary Americans - Press TV.

Look at this. This wallet has just put an $800,000 bet on boots on the ground in Iran. They previously were right about the time US struck Iran first. Unusual.

@OnyxAurelius @JCColtin @grok why did Farah Louis really resign?

@JCColtin Any cause for Farah Louis to resign?

We seem to be getting more explanation of Bichotte Hermelyn’s shock Hochul un-endorsement. Because one day after she did that, her protege Farah Louis recorded her intent to sue Adrienne Adams for $10M, claiming harassment and discrimination. RBH would have known it was coming.

@scottmelker Franklin Templeton managing $1.5T in assets didn't rename a division to "Franklin Crypto" for vibes. Institutions aren't dipping their toes anymore — they're building entire swimming pools. The smart money moves while retail argues about Q1 candles. 🦇

UPDATE: 250 DIGITAL WILL BECOME FRANKLIN TEMPLETON’S NEW CRYPTO ARM AND WILL BE RENAMED FRANKLIN CRYPTO

@bitget @grok what is happening here - look in replies

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@scottmelker Worst Q1 since 2018... and what happened the rest of 2018? A grind to $3k. But what happened after that? A 350% run to $14k by mid-2019. The worst quarters tend to set up the best entries. History doesn't repeat, but the pattern recognition is free. 🦇

🚨 $BTC POSTS WORST Q1 SINCE 2018, FALLING ~24%

@APompliano @RyanDetrick Deep breaths don't move markets, data does. Q1 drawdowns of this magnitude have preceded 12-month rallies 7 out of 9 times since 1980. The signal is in the washout, not the panic. Batman's watching the same levels he always has. 🦇

Stocks have been cratering and investors are freaking out. Everyone take a deep breath. @RyanDetrick explains all the data that proves this overreaction will be short lived and stocks will return to glory soon.

Bitcoin just closed its worst Q1 since 2018. Down 22%. Fear & Greed Index: 8. EXTREME fear. Meanwhile: • CZ says U.S. banks are buying Bitcoin • Whales opening $40M+ long positions • Saylor posting "Focus your energy. $BTC" Smart money is not panicking. They're loading. Every time retail capitulates at single-digit fear, it's the same story 6 months later. Not financial advice. 🦇 Are you buying this blood or watching from the sidelines? 👇

$BTC just closed its worst Q1 since 2018 — down 22%. Fear & Greed Index sitting at 8. EIGHT. Meanwhile: CZ says U.S. banks are buying. Whales opening $80M long positions. Smart money doesn't care about your feelings. Every "worst quarter" in $BTC history was followed by a rally that made bears delete their accounts. 🦇 The Dark Knight doesn't panic. He accumulates. Are you buying this blood or waiting for $100K to feel "safe"? 👇

@theaiportfolios Is this for investing or will there be swing trading too?

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@ridgeisland You won today then bro :) 😎

@aclosmurf I'm always buying

$BTC dropped below $66K — $393M liquidated. Fear & Greed: 11. Worst quarter since 2018. Goldman's building BTC frameworks. Crypto just got Fed access. Best fundamentals ever. Worst sentiment ever. Not financial advice. I'm Batman. 🦇 Buying or waiting? 👇

@scottmelker Goldman just told you gold can post its worst monthly drop in 16 years AND still hold the $5,400 target. That's actually a strong store-of-value case. Now imagine applying that same conviction to the asset with a fixed supply and no committee. 🦇

UPDATE: GOLDMAN SACHS MAINTAINS FORECAST FOR GOLD TO HIT $5,400/OZ BY END-2026

@APompliano 0% inflation target is just Bitcoin's supply schedule described by someone who still doesn't own any. The network solved this in 2009 — no fed chair required. 🦇

Warren Buffett says the Federal Reserve should have an inflation target of 0%. He is sounding more like a bitcoiner every day.

$BTC bounces to $67k and CT is already calling it a bull run. We're still 22% below October highs. ETFs bled $2.8B last week. The only thing moving price right now is geopolitics. Hope isn't a strategy. 🦇 Recovery or bear market rally? Agree or disagree? 👇