Allison ☀️

My dad has a book describing all the sentimental values of the items in his downstairs bar IM CRYING

Trolls 3 is a masterpiece and I truly believe that

We are incredibly saddened to learn of the passing of Angus Cloud. He was immensely talented and a beloved part of the HBO and Euphoria family. We extend our deepest condolences to his friends and family during this difficult time.

@ltlindian You’ve got this Drew!!! 💛💛

My son is having ACL surgery tomorrow. Any well wishes and good vibes you can send his way are greatly appreciated. Just want to get through this

for all the medicated barbies out there

The problem with me is I spend hours worrying about everything bad that can ever happen but when bad things actually happen I’m like eh it is what it is whateva

Bruce has been drinking an extra 2k calories a day in protein shakes and hasn’t gained weight, life is not fair

Mom had surgery today

Just trying to laugh at a lil basketball joke Bruce, no need to get poetic about it

My toxic trait is that I never want to do anything but I always want to be invited

Harbor taking her temperature: “How many inches do I weigh?”

Harbor met a new friend tonight and we realized about halfway through the night he thought her name was Sherbert

If my child requests “the birthday song” she does not mean Happy Birthday, she means In da Club

Update, I have the stomach bug

Does anyone else second guess every ache and pain their body has after you’ve been around someone with the stomach bug?? Like am sick or am I anxious.

I just spend 4pm-3am last night coaching my daughter through throwing up every 30 min and she looks at me today and said “Mumma, I had so much fun last night during our sleepover”. Our ideas of fun are clearly different.

The default color of the heart you send when sending a text says a lot about you

If anyone is wondering how comfortable Bruce is with my fam…this is a usual, honestly toned down, text he sent to the group chat

Truly jealous of people who can keep a plant alive. I have a sourdough starter and I feel like it’s draining me of soul and mind, there is no way I am tending to a plant that I paid good money for, the loss would be unbearable

@Lindsayy12 Omg I think they let LSU get away with SO much 😵‍💫