Prof. Bonk 🇺🇦 Perverse & Unintended Consequences

@DarthPutinKGB You made me think of this old Ian Fleming (James Bond) quote: “The way to catch Russians is to make them look foolish. Embarrass them. Laugh at them. They can’t stand it.” -From Russia, with Love. 1957.

Russia 🇷🇺 keeps winning until the fire starts. New piece: Moscow says the drones were shot down. Then Primorsk burns, Victory Day hides the hardware, air defense moves toward Moscow, and the oil war gets less theoretical. ⬇️🇺🇦🎧 open.substack.com/pub/professorb…

@simonmontefiore Victory Parade will be well protected, but a nice smoke plume or two in the background would make a great backdrop for the victory ✌️ celebration.

Drone hits Moscow 6km fr Kremlin. Days from Victory Day parade

Russia 🇷🇺 sent 30,000 men toward Zaporizhzhia 🇺🇦 City. Months later, the “offensive” is nearly back at the starting line. Moscow wanted a march on the city. Ukraine gave it a very bloody U-turn.

Seven months into Russia’s 🇷🇺 assault on Kostyantynivka 🇺🇦, the “breakthrough” is a few streets. Mil-Bloggers call it pincers. Ukraine calls it a map with Russian bodies in the margins.

Russia’s Slovyansk push has reached peak glory: Marching backward with confidence. Mil-Bloggers promise a breakthrough. Reuters reports grey zones, counter-sabotage sweeps, & 83 Russian assaults near the fortress belt. Moscow wanted momentum. Ukraine gave it a meat grinder.

Moscow 🇷🇺 is doing traffic control for Ukrainian 🇺🇦 Angry Birds now. Russian Mil-Bloggers report local militia closed off an impact site after drones reached the capital region. Russia wanted the war far away. Ukraine made it a street closure.⬇️⬇️⬇️

Russian 🇷🇺 Mil-Bloggers are angry because Ukrainian 🇺🇦 Angry Birds reached Moscow. They were very brave when “long-range strikes” only meant Russia bombing Ukraine. Now Moscow is on the route, and suddenly the empire has discovered anxiety. ⬇️⬇️⬇️

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sunday space WSQRL radio, and russia sucks x.com/i/spaces/1nJOL…

240 Ukrainian 🇺🇦 Angry Birds are reportedly in the air. Russia 🇷🇺 started a war and thought distance would protect it. Tonight, Ukraine is sending 240 reminders that “far away” is not a defense plan.

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No tanks for Victory Day. No ground for the offensive. Russia 🇷🇺 lost control of 116 km² in April. Ukraine 🇺🇦 hit an airfield 1,700 km away. From prison, Strelkov says Kyiv’s strategy is working against Moscow. ⬇️🇺🇦🎧 open.substack.com/pub/professorb…

We'll see if Elon does the right thing.

Huh?

@YarvinBiodiesel @secretsqrl123 🔥🔥

@secretsqrl123 x.com/i/status/20498… Hey Bonk! Substack! They lost, but it's what you do on the journey, not the destination 😉😇

russia is smokin hot, today is BBQ day at WSQRL radio. x.com/i/spaces/1DGLd…

Waves of Ukrainian 🇺🇦 Angry Birds are hitting Russia. Moscow 🇷🇺 reports interceptions. The horizon reports fire. 🔥

@mexic0la_ I love it when Grok is honest.

Why would he delete this?

@dannyaltman I’ll look into it. Thank you.

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Putin 🇷🇺 tried to trap Ukraine 🇺🇦 in a permanent state of emergency. Now Tuapse needs firefighters, Perm needs air monitors, Shagol needs mechanics, Russian wives need answers, and Moscow needs better lies. Ukraine has sent Russia its own.⬇️🇺🇦🎧 open.substack.com/pub/professorb…

250 Ukrainian 🇺🇦 Angry Birds are headed into Russia. Russia 🇷🇺 will defeat every one of them in the morning briefing. The fires will be harder to edit.

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