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OMGGGG it HAPPENED !!!! mechanic that told me to “relax” a few months ago just answered my “hello” with “good, you?” SUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My new year's resolution is to see what happens

water would be so fun to drink if ultimately it tasted like apple juice — Sent Via LeapFrog Learning Pad

just fully and outwardly saluted a woman duct taping her headlight back onto her car. i stand with u sis....

If you’ve gone to the bathroom in Penn Station then do not worry about what’s in the coronavirus vaccine

@ItsMattEisen no WAY

when you are talking about the Grease movie and you spell it Greece movie, that can be eye opening

“i better get some good swag out of this” -girl behind me on the covid test line

it’s incredible pick-your-wedgie-under-your-jacket weather

does anyone have a dentures guy

fell asleep for 3 hrs whilst wearing crest white strips and now i have x ray vision???? jk i need dentures

@TinyBlueDeer thank god

my fatal flaw is how much i love electro swing there i said it

when people facetime at full ass volume on the train......... do you think they know they r doing that?

@patriciavill goals!

girls i graduated high school with being upset over trumps loss? that’s enough serotonin for me..... i’m going cold turkey off my SSRIs baby!

I AM BOUT TO STREAK DOWN BUSHWICK AVE BABY

@colizzzas sooooooo moist in there unfortunately

is this what watching sports is like???? let’s fuckin GO democrats ..... roll tide..........

@SaraDias4 what’s up

mercury must be in retrograde bc i keep clogging toilets