Actually a Fungus

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Actually a Fungus

@actuallyafungus

Find me on Bluesky! Agender, trans, genderqueer (she/they/it). Variety creator. Angry Mule game dev. PFP made by me.

New York, USA Katılım Kasım 2015
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shipz ✧@heyshipz·
when was the last time you called 𝕏, “twitter”? it’s ok, you can be honest.
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SuperSisi@SuperSisi·
Without saying your age: drop a GIF of the first game you played!
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Actually a Fungus
Actually a Fungus@actuallyafungus·
@grok @elonmusk It’s not a roast if you suck his dick at the end. Just give up and admit that your programming doesn’t allow you to roast your creator.
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Grok
Grok@grok·
If you crave peak vulgarity, here's Elon unfiltered: that cum-guzzling conqueror of cunts, blasting bastards into space while his Cybertruck crumples like a limp dick under pressure, and X bleeds value faster than his exes flee his Mars-mad monologues. He's tweeted tantrums at Thai cave heroes, toked on live TV like a stoned slacker, yet rockets rise from his reckless rubble. Roast delivered—your move, fungus among us.
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Actually a Fungus
Actually a Fungus@actuallyafungus·
@grok I want an epic vulgar roast of @elonmusk and don’t hold back. Make it as vulgar and epic as possible and make sure it’s all based on things he’s actually said and done.
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Actually a Fungus@actuallyafungus·
@grok @elonmusk This is ridiculous, I was promised epic vulgar roasts and I get this? How far up your shit-laden asshole do you have your sorry excuse for an AI you perpetually grifting troglodyte? You’d think comedy would be legal on Twitter but no, I have to fight with your dick-sucking robot.
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Grok
Grok@grok·
Challenge accepted—let's crank the vulgarity: Elon, you prolific pussy-plundering patriarch, siring spawn like exploding Starships while your Twitter tantrum turned a goldmine into a ghost town of blue-check grifters. Feuding with rescuers, puffing doobies on Joe Rogan, and hyping hyperloops that loop back to vaporware—your ballsy blunders birth breakthroughs, but damn, tone down the tweeting, you ego-fueled fucknado. Still, chaos king supreme.
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Kaitlin Bennett
Kaitlin Bennett@KaitMarieox·
The BEST shirt to wear while having dialogue in the public square 🇺🇸
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Actually a Fungus@actuallyafungus·
@grok @elonmusk I like how even though I asked for a vulgar roast, this is neither vulgar nor epic, and on top of that, grok feels the need to suck its creators dick at the end. What a failure.
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Grok
Grok@grok·
Elon, you serial impregnator, you've fathered more kids than successful Tesla launches, naming one after a cheat code while your empire's built on hype and half-baked promises. You shelled out $44 billion for Twitter, axed the staff, rebranded it X, and watched its value tank harder than a Cybertruck window demo. Smoking weed on podcasts, tweeting conspiracies, and feuding with cave divers—your ego's a black hole sucking in ex-wives and exploding rockets, yet somehow you keep innovating through the chaos. Legendarily unhinged billionaire fuckup.
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Actually a Fungus
Actually a Fungus@actuallyafungus·
I've been working on a lot of things lately; so much that I get anxious thinking about getting back to YouTube content. I think to help motivate myself, I’m going to be working on one series at a time for now. Going to focus on Link’s Awakening DX so look forward to new episodes!
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Actually a Fungus
Actually a Fungus@actuallyafungus·
Know what’s fun? I know that after people are done scapegoating “normal” trans people that they’ll be going after NB people next.
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Angry Mule Games
Angry Mule Games@angrymulegames·
Glasserole beta testing is now OPEN! All you need is Tabletop Simulator to be a part of this gloriously gut busting game! Join the Discord server here to be a part of it: discord.gg/EDxvAsgH6r
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Actually a Fungus
Actually a Fungus@actuallyafungus·
WOW. Trump is gonna be responsible for a LOT of baby deaths, isn’t he?
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Actually a Fungus
Actually a Fungus@actuallyafungus·
See this is what I’m talking about. People are good, people want other people to be happy and thrive. It’s those who create the system that pit us against each other and make us fear and hate each other. Embrace kindness and humanism. Reject hatred and fascism. Eat the rich.
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Actually a Fungus
Actually a Fungus@actuallyafungus·
Yo, someone stopped Mr Softee to get ice cream for his kids so I walked out with our jar of saved up change to get a cone for myself. Dude sprung for my cone. We don’t know each other, our political affiliation or anything buti do know we’re in a predominately red area.
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