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@princelucianxvi Come ooh, you carry dada enter priesthood 🌚

🎉 To myself: Congratulations, Fr. Lucian! 🙌 What a beautiful journey it has been — from the rigorous days in the seminary, through formation, discernment, and countless moments of grace. Today, my heart overflows with joy as I step into this sacred calling as a newly ordained priest. Deo Gratias! ✝️ #NewlyOrdained #Priesthood #SeminaryLife #OrdinationDay #FatherLucian

@ajimotokanoluw3 What’s your definition of fake, sir?

My own personal bias: if the ceftriaxone is not fake, you don't need to write rocephin, it will do the job.. but some brands are useless sha e.g ciprofit of ciprofloxacin

@yabaleftonline And I’ve not had light since morning ooh

JUST IN: Nigeria to enjoy 24-hour electricity from today, April 1st.

@king_pearxe It’s better to become a reverend sister ooh

Which is more painful?

@Kings_chimez @frmarcellinus Oh Thanks a lot💖

@ada__ugo @frmarcellinus His parents did according to the law of Moses...no baptism then It was John that initiated baptism

1. There are disciples: very many. The crowds of people who decided to follow him. 2. There are apostles: those who were closer to him. Those who were sent. They are also many, but smaller than the number of the disciples. This also includes The Twelve, the people who were with Jesus from his baptism to his ascension, and those who had great encounters with him. Paul, Silas,Timothy, Barnabas, James (a relation of Jesus) are examples of apostles. All Apostles were Disciples, but not all Disciples were Apostles. The Twelve: This is the inner caucus. Out of all those hundreds of disciples, Jesus hand-picked 12 specific men to be his closest companions. After Judas died, one of the 'apostles' (Mathias) was chosen to replace him. Paul was not among the 12.

@badghel_sam Just become a reverend sister

What I’ve seen, F1 is quicker because you sleep and you wake up with the baby there BUT the healing process is HELL. F2, the delivery process and healing process is HELL. So my solution is NOT to have kids bafazi.

Holy Thursday mass is actually a very beautiful mass🥹 let me give your this perspective from a chorister who lives in Nigeria. The entrance hymn is “priestly people, Kingly people, Holy people….” Think of it as the “Happy birthday song” for priests because Holy Thursday

1. Good evening my people. I hope today's stress was manageable. May God continue to bless your efforts. You shall eat the fruit of your labour. Omoo. Oya bring chair and small suya 🍖 🍖 make we gist this correct gist 😂. 2. Fear relationship people. You hear wetin I talk?👂 Fear relationship people. Someone will take his or her time to plan to cheat and when they are caught they'll say it was an accident. My dear, Jesus did not just end up on the cross by accident, his entire life was a deliberate mission of love. 3. You'll see someone very well dressed. You'll try to get close to them, only to hear that their best soup is Egusi. Smh. From the second he was born (the Incarnation), Jesus had one goal: doing what his Father asked. He didn't see his mission as a chore. He described doing God’s will as his food. It’s what kept him going. Every choice he made was a way of saying, "I love my Father, and I love the world." I love that man ❤️❤️. 4. Jesus didn’t try to dodge the difficult stuff, just like many women like to dodge accountability. Even when things got intense toward the end, he didn't ask to be saved from his fate. He knew that the reason he became human in the first place was to go through that hour of suffering to save everyone else. 5. John the Baptist called Jesus the Lamb of God. Like a lamb led quietly to sacrifice, he took on everyone’s mistakes without putting up a fight. Just like the lamb in the Old Testament saved the Israelites from death, Jesus is seen as the ultimate sacrifice that sets people free from sin. 6. You have done well to have read this thus far. May God continue to renew your strength. Please hit the retweet button so that others can enjoy this gist. Your own no go spoil.

1. Good evening my people. I hope today's stress was manageable. May God continue to bless your efforts. You shall eat the fruit of your labour. Omoo. Oya bring chair and small suya 🍖 🍖 make we gist this correct gist 😂. 2. Fear relationship people. You hear wetin I talk?👂 Fear relationship people. Someone will take his or her time to plan to cheat and when they are caught they'll say it was an accident. My dear, Jesus did not just end up on the cross by accident, his entire life was a deliberate mission of love. 3. You'll see someone very well dressed. You'll try to get close to them, only to hear that their best soup is Egusi. Smh. From the second he was born (the Incarnation), Jesus had one goal: doing what his Father asked. He didn't see his mission as a chore. He described doing God’s will as his food. It’s what kept him going. Every choice he made was a way of saying, "I love my Father, and I love the world." I love that man ❤️❤️. 4. Jesus didn’t try to dodge the difficult stuff, just like many women like to dodge accountability. Even when things got intense toward the end, he didn't ask to be saved from his fate. He knew that the reason he became human in the first place was to go through that hour of suffering to save everyone else. 5. John the Baptist called Jesus the Lamb of God. Like a lamb led quietly to sacrifice, he took on everyone’s mistakes without putting up a fight. Just like the lamb in the Old Testament saved the Israelites from death, Jesus is seen as the ultimate sacrifice that sets people free from sin. 6. You have done well to have read this thus far. May God continue to renew your strength. Please hit the retweet button so that others can enjoy this gist. Your own no go spoil.

@Omotoyobola Salt one side, maggi one side. Red oil one side and he swore he owned a restaurant back in the day🥲😅

Have you eaten a meal prepared by your dad before ?

@_belikebaddy Let me not talk😅😂🥲

Do you believe in love covenants ?? 👀

@ChiBaby106 Yes… It pisses me off when they pronounce it that way. Like it sounds so condescending. And yea Florian🥰 very sweet name

@ada__ugo Classy names. Yeah I-reene not erene like some people like to pronounce it😂😂. I love the name Florian

In few days time Catechumens will be recruited into the Catholic Church all over the world through the Sacraments of Baptism,Holy Communion and Confirmation. Drop your baptismal or Confirmation names for pick up by new recruits or any name you find worthy. I'll go first:Sabina

@Maleekoyibo Let me burst your brains. This partvitamin C is not up to 1000mg Although it has zinc, selenium and vitD3 in minimal doses. And yes, it’s a win

I used to fall sick almost every month, then I started taking Vitamin C 1,000 mg and magnesium at least three times a week. Now I cannot remember the last time I treated malaria. This is the healthiest i have been in such a long time.

@BeckyTheChicken Or lie on their back for scan

Pregnant women are told to not sleep on their backs but then told to give birth on their backs. Something isn’t adding up.

@osemagnum Labour isn’t progressing and there is fetal distress or what is that thing I heard in the ward

this is how labour progresses. mothers should know they can be 10cm for 1 hr or longer. women should be told they can be 10cm and still have a c-section. do you know why?... if you know, tell me.

@frmarcellinus I’ll still use my medication ooh but I’ll pray and mediate afterwards

Prayer and meditation.

@TheCakeChancery I’ve been buying for N400

I bought a bag of pure water N500 this morning. How did we get here ?????

@frmarcellinus Better

@ada__ugo Yes oh. Mass don finish. We dey do meeting.

Two hours later. We still dey road 😂