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There's a gas station ATM in Midland, Texas that has generated more wealth than most venture capital firms in the last 3 years A man bought the ATM for $2,200 from eBay. Loaded it with $5,000 in cash from a 0% credit card. Placed it inside a gas station on a highway near an oil field where workers get paid in cash and need to deposit money orders The ATM charges a $3.50 surcharge per transaction. The gas station gets $0.50. He keeps $3.00 That ATM processes 22-35 transactions per day. Oil workers. Truckers. Highway travelers. Call it 28 average 28 transactions x $3.00 = $84/day $84 x 30 days = $2,520/month $2,520 x 12 months = $30,240/year From a $2,200 machine loaded with $5,000 in borrowed cash ROI on year one: 420% He didn't stop at one machine He stacked $120,000 in 0% business credit. Used $60,000 to buy 25 ATMs from wholesale liquidators at $1,800-$2,400 each. Used $60,000 as cash reserves to keep machines loaded Placed them in: Gas stations along I-20 in West Texas (oil country, cash-heavy economy) Laundromats (customers need quarters, ATM provides cash for the change machine) Barbershops in cash-dominant neighborhoods Bars and nightclubs (drunk people don't check surcharge amounts) Strip clubs (the single highest-transaction ATM locations in America) 25 machines. Average revenue per machine: $1,800/month (some do $3,000, some do $800, depends on location) Total monthly gross: $45,000 Cash loading costs (armored car service or self-loading): $2,400/month Machine maintenance/replacement parts: $600/month Credit card minimum payments: $2,400/month Total monthly expenses: $5,400 Net monthly profit: $39,600 From 25 boxes that cost $2,200 each, placed in locations that charge him $0 in rent, dispensing cash he borrowed at 0% interest The cash loading cycle: Each ATM holds $5,000-$10,000 in cash. When the machine runs low, he reloads it. The cash inside the machine is his money (originally from 0% cards, now from business revenue). When a customer withdraws $200, that $200 in cash leaves the machine and $200 + $3.50 surcharge gets deposited electronically into his business account by the ATM processor (companies like PAI or Nautilus Hyosung handle the settlement) He gets the cash back electronically plus the $3.50 fee. The cash in the machine is just the float. The profit is the surcharge The economics of placement: Gas station owner says yes because: They get $0.50 per transaction for doing nothing Customers who get cash at the ATM spend cash inside the store Having an ATM increases foot traffic The operator handles everything (loading, maintenance, paper) The operator says yes because: $0 in rent for the floor space $1,800-$3,000/month per machine in revenue 5-minute weekly check per machine No employees needed (the machine is the employee) The strip club placement: His two ATMs in strip clubs average 55 transactions per day each. $3.50 surcharge. That's $192.50/day per machine. $5,775/month per machine. $11,550/month from 2 machines in 2 clubs A man in a dark room making a bad decision is the most profitable ATM customer in America. He's not checking the surcharge. He's not comparing rates. He's handing $3.50 to a machine because the dancer doesn't take Venmo 25 atms bought with credit card money generating $39,600 a month in profit from a $3.50 fee that nobody reads before pressing "accept." the machines don't sleep, don't call in sick, and don't ask for health insurance. they just sit there collecting $3.50 from every person who needs cash at 2am lmfaooo dm me "funding" if you want up to $250,000 at 0% APR (700+ score required). pick the asset, we fund the stack

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Chase gave me $250,000 at 0% to start a business Then Chase gave me a $340,000 mortgage to buy a house Then I used the business credit to make the mortgage payments for 14 months while the business got off the ground Chase funded the business. Chase funded the house. Chase's money paid Chase's mortgage. Nobody at Chase connected the dots because the business card division and the mortgage division don't talk to each other They are two separate companies wearing the same logo The business card team approved me based on my personal score and my LLC's EIN. They don't see my mortgage. They don't ask about my mortgage. They evaluate the entity The mortgage team approved me based on my W-2, my tax returns, and my personal credit report. They don't see my business card balances. Business cards don't report to personal bureaus. My personal credit report showed $6,200 in total debt with a 758 score. The $250,000 in business credit was invisible to the mortgage underwriter sitting in the same building Month 1-6: business burned cash. Revenue was $4,000/month against $11,000/month in expenses. Every mortgage payment ($2,180/month) came from liquidated business credit card money sitting in my business checking The mortgage team sent me a thank-you letter at month 6 for "consistent on-time payments." The payments came from their own bank's credit card product routed through a checking account at their own bank Chase ---> credit card ---> Trykashu ---> business checking ---> personal checking ---> Chase mortgage payment ---> Chase Their money left their building, made a circle through 3 accounts in 72 hours, and came back to the same building as a mortgage payment. Chase paid Chase. I was the middleman Month 7: business revenue hit $18,000/month. Started paying the mortgage from actual income. Phased out the credit card funding by month 9. The business card balances started declining from cash flow Month 14: every card paid off. Mortgage current. Business doing $24,000/month. House appraised $40,000 higher than purchase price (market appreciation + minor renovations funded by... business credit cards) Total interest paid to Chase on $250,000 in business credit: $0 Total mortgage payments made to Chase from Chase's own money: $30,520 (14 months x $2,180) Total interest Chase collected on my mortgage during that period: $22,400 Chase earned $22,400 in mortgage interest on payments I made using their own $0-interest credit card product Their right hand charged me interest on money their left hand lent me for free. Two divisions inside one bank. Two P&L statements. Two teams who will never eat lunch together. One customer playing them against each other from the same kitchen table i used chase's money to pay chase's mortgage and chase sent me a thank-you letter for being a responsible borrower. two departments in the same company funding opposite sides of my balance sheet and neither one knows the other exists lmfaooo dm me "funding" if you want up to $250,000 at 0% APR (700+ score required). we build both sides of the stack

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A man's credit score dropped 94 points because he paid off his car loan early Not a late payment. Not a missed payment. He paid $19,000 in one check. Balance: $0. Account: closed. Reward for being responsible: his score cratered He called me confused. "I just paid off the biggest debt I've ever had and my credit got WORSE" Here's what happened and it's one of the cruelest mechanics in the scoring system: FICO's algorithm rewards "credit mix." It wants to see a blend of revolving credit (credit cards) and installment credit (auto loans, mortgages, student loans). When his auto loan was open, his file showed both types. The moment he paid it off, his only installment account closed. His credit mix dropped from "healthy blend" to "revolving only" Credit mix is 10% of your FICO score. Dropping from 2 types to 1 type can shave 20-40 points But that's not why he lost 94 points His car loan was also his OLDEST account. Opened in 2018. 6 years of perfect payment history. His credit cards were all opened in 2021-2023. Average account age with the car loan: 4.2 years. Average account age without it: 1.8 years Average age of accounts is 15% of your FICO score. Cutting it from 4.2 years to 1.8 years cost him 50-60 points He was punished for: Paying his debt (credit mix reduced) = -30 points Having his oldest account close (average age collapsed) = -55 points Being responsible = -94 points total The system literally penalizes you for eliminating debt. It rewards you for carrying debt across multiple types of accounts over long periods of time. The ideal FICO consumer is someone who borrows money in 3 different ways and slowly pays it back over decades. Not someone who writes a check and walks away free A person with $45,000 in debt across a mortgage, a car loan, and 3 credit cards, all with minimum payments, will have a higher score than a person with $0 in debt, one credit card, and a paid-off car. The system doesn't measure financial health. It measures how profitable you are to lenders The play: If you're about to pay off your only installment loan and you need your score for a mortgage, car purchase, or business credit application within 6 months: DON'T pay it off yet Instead: pay it down to $500-$1,000. Keep it open. Make minimum payments. Apply for whatever you need while the account is still open and your credit mix and average age are intact. THEN pay it off after you've been approved If you already paid it off and your score dropped: Option 1: Open a credit builder loan. Self (formerly Self Lender) offers a $500-$1,100 credit builder loan for $25-$50/month. It reports to all 3 bureaus as an installment account. Restores your credit mix within 30-60 days. Score recovery: 20-40 points Option 2: Add an authorized user tradeline with a long history to rebuild average account age. A family member's 10-year-old card appearing on your file offsets the lost age from the closed auto loan He added a credit builder loan ($35/month) and got added to his father's 14-year-old Amex. Within 45 days his score went from 668 to 741. Higher than before he paid off the car the scoring model punished him 94 points for paying off $19,000 in debt because a system designed by a for-profit company on the stock exchange thinks a person with zero debt is less creditworthy than a person with $45,000 in debt spread across 3 accounts. FICO doesn't measure how responsible you are. it measures how much money lenders can make off you lmfaooo (i fix credit in 30-90 days. link in bio)

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Every dollar you deposit into your business checking account makes you richer in a way that has nothing to do with the money The deposit itself is a performance score that banks use to approve your next round of credit cards at higher limits Chase's internal underwriting system tracks "average daily balance" and "monthly deposit velocity" on your business checking. A business checking with $500 sitting in it and no movement tells the algorithm "this is a dormant entity." A business checking with $8,000-$15,000 flowing through it monthly tells the algorithm "this is a real business" and the credit limits reflect it Same credit score. Same LLC. Same application. Dormant checking (no deposits): Chase Ink approved at $15,000 Active checking ($10,000/month in deposits): Chase Ink approved at $45,000 $30,000 in additional credit because you moved money through an account for 30 days The exploit: You already have money moving through your life. Rent payments. Client income. Freelance checks. Venmo transfers. Payroll deposits. Side hustle revenue. Currently all of this flows through your personal checking account where no bank gives you credit for it Reroute it through your business checking for 30 days before applying for business cards Freelance income: have clients pay your LLC instead of you personally. Same money. Different destination. The deposit shows up as "business revenue" on your Chase business checking statement Rental income: if you own property, route rent through the business checking. The deposit history shows recurring revenue Transfer from personal: move $5,000 from personal checking to business checking twice per month. The statement shows $10,000/month in deposits. Yes, you're just moving your own money between accounts. The algorithm doesn't know that. It sees deposit activity Payroll: if you pay yourself from the LLC via payroll, the gross amount deposits into business checking before your net pay transfers out. A $6,500 gross payroll creates a $6,500 deposit on the business checking statement even though $5,200 goes to your personal account and $1,300 goes to the IRS Run this for 30 days. Then apply for business cards at every bank where you have a checking account. The relationship bonus from the checking account + the deposit velocity showing "active business" = maximum limits on every card A client was getting $20,000 limits on business cards with a 735 score. We rerouted his freelance income ($8,000/month) through his business checking for 45 days before applying. Same score. Same LLC. Next round of applications: $40,000-$55,000 per card. Total stack went from $80,000 to $195,000 $115,000 in additional credit because he changed which bank account his clients sent checks to. The money was always his. He just let Chase watch it move through their building for a month before asking for a credit card the banks have an internal trust score they never show you and it goes up every time money moves through their checking account. you've been routing $10,000/month through a personal account that earns you nothing when the same $10,000 through a business account at the same bank would have doubled your credit limit. same money, different pipe, $100,000 difference in outcome lmfaooo dm me "funding" if you want up to $250,000 at 0% APR (700+ score required). the checking account strategy is the first thing we set up before any application goes in

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