Adam Hansen

I love tweeting, it’s like standing in the middle of a room where one wall is half full of people that follow me, and I’m talking to the wall opposite to it :)

@Riley__senpai Find a park 😭😭😭

Please get the fuck up for real

@Ariidubs @burritoprophet I suppose that’s one way to say it lol

if you were born in the 2000s you have no idea what is about to be unleashed

@burritoprophet @mrswamsbsgans Moulin rouge was because of her first divorce?

@mrswamsbsgans i think she served her best film roles, looks, and tabloid craziness in the early 2000s, right after her divorce from TC lol

I need a new snoh album 😭😭😭

@5thyearburner @AppleTV Now I have to finish watch it only to witness the dumpster fire

@AppleTV Me watching the corny ass rap battle between Denzel and A$AP 😭🌽 (this movie was garbage plz make better content thanks)

#Highest2Lowest is now streaming on Apple TV+

@theefangirlie @AppleTV Did you end up watching it?

@AppleTV waiting till the wknd to watch this

I did not like this movie. I watched halfway through and turned it off. Everything about it just felt off. The editing was noticeable and terrible in the beginning, the sound design was weird, the script was mid. I love Denzel, he’s always a win, but this movie wasn’t it

@financedystop If it was $7500/mo and every portapotty looked like that exactly, then absolutely. All you had to do was suck up the waste with a vacuum? Idk sounds pretty easy to me. I’ve used a few portapotties, so it’s really not that bad

How did @Apple push F1 The Movie so hard on their TV app, and now that it’s out, you can’t even watch it with Apple TV+? Make that make sense.

@hustlanani Stealing

He ate

@esteemae2 @patternrecognii Of course it did

@AutumnRhodess He invited you to Miami and you met him in Toronto?

During Covid there was a Rust streamer server that I was invited to. While playing, another streamer bumped into me in the server as I was dying to an NPC, he tried to save me and died too. We ran into each other again the next day and started playing together. We started talking 24/7 and he invited me to Miami to meet him for my birthday the following month, I accepted and flew from Toronto to meet him. Within 3 days of meeting him, he introduced me to his mom, and by the end of the week he asked me to move in and I said yes. 4 years later, we’re married, and just welcomed our baby girl into the world last year. When you know, you know.

@JERICHO youtu.be/pcZYDrnqEx4?si…

@megannn_lynne Going to the movies alone*

going to da movies

@JERICHO Jerichi

@JERICHO It doesn’t even last that long (not that I’ve tried), it barely lasts 8 hours let alone 72

looking at deodorant like why is everything 48 or 72 hour protection?? This is not war, make me smell nice for 18 hours and I’ll reapply later brother

@WhattaHoser @JERICHO Crazy lol

@JERICHO Glad he’s on my fantasy bench 🫠🙃

Zay Flowers is actually insane.

@JERICHO It’s been one helluva ride for as long as I’ve been around, and I definitely look forward to whatever gas you got left in the tank brother.

15 years ago I started my YouTube channel. All the crazy moments I had, times I almost quit, sponsors, events, friends, etc… This video is my celebration, 2 hours of everything I’ve done and then some 🖤 Watch - youtu.be/bDJvCrM5X9g?si…

@eternalcumslime @PopBase They weren’t. They just started having sex

Andrew Garfield reveals he and Florence Pugh didn’t hear cut while filming a sex scene for their upcoming movie ‘WE LIVE IN TIME.’ The cameraman ended up going to a corner and facing the wall waiting for them to stop.

@JERICHO @Ravens Was* built

@JERICHO @Ravens Drafting Derek Henry in my fantasy was the best decision ever. I thought my team built on the back of kittle, and Henry just keeps turning it on

The @ravens are playing selfless football and its so pretty 😭 seeing Andrew’s and Flowers play key parts in a RB2 TD is so sexy, just complete offense