Adam Hughes

@mmaonpoint Snoozefest.

Khamzat Chimaev has crucifixed Dricus Du Plessis in all 5 rounds. Have controlled him in every minute of the fight. Have landed the most ground strikes in a fight in UFC history. This is not a domination, this is an annihilation #UFC319

Khamzat slept the crowd. Boring fight. Joe Rogan came his kecks cos Khamzat rode DDP for 25 minutes lightly dapping his head. I swear the only thing Khamzat did was give DDP flat hair. The same damage could have been done by wearing a beanie. Wrestling is shit.

La, I'm fucked. I've just watched a video, trying to be like hard on the Government about heating for the elderly. And he said for 3 - 4 days a month he lives on Beans on Toast. I love beans on toast. It was meant for tears. Now I'm making Beans on Toast.

As busses go, I don't mind the 62. I'm normally a 79 guy. But the 62 is the perfect bridge from Wavertree to Old Swan. And Old Swan has an Iceland. And I love that about Old Swan.

What a brilliant invention contactless payments are Especially on public transport. I don't mind busses, but I hate bus drivers. They literally get an extra driving qualification to pick kids up from school the weirdos. But now, due to contactless, I don't have to speak to them.

Close fight that. I think Volk won rounds 1, 3, and 5. Lopez won round 2 with the knockdown and round 4 with the late flurry. Overall, it was a great fight and a great card. #UFC314

Volk vs another young contender. Best 145lber of all time. Watching Ilia sleep him was sad. I would love a Volk win. But a Lopez win means new, exciting fights. If Volk wins, I would love that. It would be a nice moment watching him win HIS belt. Then Lopez vs Yair. #UFC314

Stayed up to watch Paddy. The Baddy dominated Chandler in a way nobody else has in the UFC. So fucking impressive. One fight away from Islam. 155 is the most stacked division in the UFC. Paddy's now at the table. A legend, posh boy, or chorizo awaits. #UFC314

I proper hate watching Paddy fight. I get so nervous. Hope he wins. But Chandler is really good. If he wins this, he's one fight away from a title. #ufc314

Yair was unbelievable then. Pitbull did nothing. Either against Silva or Lopez next. #Ufc314

2 - 0 Yair. Yair has fought brilliantly. But Pitbull is boring the living shit out of me. He needs to finish Yair to win. Actually go for it... #ufc314

Well in Round 1, Pitbull did absolutely fuck all there. Yair 1 - 0. I hope Pitbull actually does something cos watching this shite at 04:30 is sending me a kip. #ufc314

I hope Yair wins convincingly to set up the Lopez fight down the line. Don't speak Spanish, but the beef seemed real. #ufc314

@THATBOYMMAGURU Tough fight for Bryce... Silva by KO I reckon.

I'm reading prayers on my stream right now for Bryce Mitchell in his fight with Jean Silva coming up next at UFC 314 #UFC314 Join the MMA Guru fight companion

Silva's security just moved Megan Olivi away from the camera like he was wafting a fart. #UFC314

@THATBOYMMAGURU The stoppage was so premature. Another fight ruined by cautious refereeing.

There have been reports of Sean Woodson crawling into people's shoes and biting their... Wait what the fuck was that stoppage? Dan Ige by TKO? #UFC314

That stoppage was too premature for Dan Ige's win. Dan Ige was brilliant but Woodson was getting up as the stoppage was called. Another good fight ruined by cautious refereeing. #ufc314

Our generation is dead. I've just saw a post on Instagram that a couple I went to school with let their dog name their child. Their fucking dog. It should be illegal to call your child Ruff Grrrr Gillespie.

Dan Burn has secured himslef a lucrative career on the afrer dinner circuit with that header. #NEWLIV

Ah well, that was shite. Mike Tyson, a legend. Couldn't move, though. His knee was fucked. Jake Paul is either terrible, or more likely, didn't knock out Mike out of respect and to avoid the media backlash of knocking out a grandad. Thank God for Amanda Serrano and Katie Taylor.