Adam Johnson

WWE booking is so good right now they got me wanting to see Jimmy and Jey against my will.

@mattkoonmusic I say this as clergy Matt: preach.

“Jesus?” “Yes my son?” “My Christian organization has BANK. We are FLUSH.” “Wonderful my child. It could help Hunger, disease and suffering. Spend it where my father has told you in your heart it will do the most good.” “Hear me out… A Super Bowl commercial!!” (Jesus)

@mattkoonmusic I’m here for it

LA Knight gonna win EC and face Seth at mania.

The week leading up to Royal Rumble 2024

Give this a listen! Was first introduced to Matt’s content early in the STW days. He’s still got it!

Type the year you turned 21 into the gif bar and see what pops up.

That time we celebrated taking money out of our own company’s pocket and giving it straight to the competition.

I was right. That is all. #LikeMussolini

@SailorTaylorr Never did either, until I saw SO MUCH CANDY, STORE-BRAND CANDY when I popped in to pick up some charcoal.

@adamjohnson i had no idea this existed

Inquiring minds: do people actually buy Tractor Supply brand candy?

Might be time for a new QB. #Titans

@TheJimCornette @GreatBrianLast My wife wants to make this shirt for me. (Not for resale, just a cult of Cornette member repping our fearless leader) thoughts?

@SeanRossSapp A Punk response would be an interesting take. Does Phil Brooks have a “non-compete” clause in his contract? Does any contractual stipulations become void with being terminated?

What do you all want me to try to find out about the CM Punk situation?

@SailorTaylorr Typical Wednesday

told a leader of the church i was depressed and they had members lay hands and cast demons out of my body. typical wednesday

Round two

Insomnia is literally the worst

Y’all wanna hear the TRUE story of Nikki Haley? A thread

Adulting is taking apart and cleaning your washing machine at 9:00PM on a Monday.

@Ineverglow Just Between You & Me

Let’s name an official #CCMtwitter favorite track on Jesus Freak by DC Talk. Like the comment in the thread of your favorite song on the album. The track with most likes is officially the #CCMtwitter favorite track on this album. (We’re gonna skip the interludes and whatnot)