adeirra 🤓

Hendaklah engkau menempuh jalan kebenaran. Jgn engkau berkecil hati dgn sedikitnya orang yg mengikuti jalan kebenaran. Hati2lah dgn jalan kebatilan. Jgn engkau tertipu dgn banyaknya orang yg mengikutinya & membuatmu binasa (Madarijus Salikin) Kumpulan thread #CeritaGuruAdeirra

"Not all women have had bad experiences with men" Yes. They have. Every single one.

@azlegweyn @eLAmaravati @Udien_Official @kyai_ambleg (2) In my current role as a data analyst, creativity is not constantly expected from me. Instead, it becomes an added strength that improves my work when needed, rather than something I have to rely on every day. Somewhat better for my sanity, if that makes sense. Hope it helps

@azlegweyn @eLAmaravati @Udien_Official @kyai_ambleg (1) I want to create things people choose to own, not constantly shape ideas around someone else’s taste. I prefer creativity to come when it matters, not on demand. I guess, I am more suited to being an artist than a creative designer. Creative is pleasure, not an obligatory.

Sejak kecil saya suka menggambar. Saking sukanya, ketika lulus SMK nekat ikut UMFSRD ITB. Tentu saja tidak diterima. Sejak saat itu saya berhenti menggambar. Lebih tepatnya takut menggambar. Hal yang tadinya saya sukai menjadi momok menakutkan, simbol dari kegagalan. Hingga 17 tahun kemudian, pada tahun 2019, saya menghadapi rasa takut itu. Belajar menggambar dari nol, bukan untuk ujian melainkan untuk bersenang-senang. Berusaha berdamai dengan masa lalu dan hantu-hantu yang mengganggu. Setiap orang pernah gagal dan itu tidak apa-apa. 🔥

I had a call from a scammer the other day. Me: “Hello.” Scammer: (Heavy Foreign Accent) “Hello. This is Tom Smith from Microsoft Support. We are seeing a lot of virus activity coming from your device.” Me: “Oh no. My device? Are you sure?” Scammer: “Oh yes, Madam. We have many reports.” Me: “Oh, jeez. How can I fix it?” Scammer: “It’s okay, Madam. We can help you right now. Are you in front of your device?” Me: “Yes. I was just about to use it. I’m glad you called.” Scammer: “Good, Madam. Please push the Start button.” Me: “I think it’s already on.” Scammer: “Okay, Madam. Now click on Control Panel.” Me: “I don’t see that.” Scammer: “Do you see a bunch of information above the Start button?” Me: “Yes.” Scammer: “That is your Control Panel.” Me: “Wow. I didn’t realize it had a name.” Scammer: “Yes, Madam. Now press Internet Options.” Me: “I don’t see any Internet options. I don’t think I bought that feature. This is just a cheap one.” Scammer: “All devices have Internet, Madam. Press the Start button again.” Me: “Okay. Same as before.” Scammer: “That’s fine, Madam. We will restart your device. Please turn it off.” Me: “Um… I don’t know how. I’ve never turned it off. It kind of just stays on.” Scammer: “There must be an off button. How do you stop it when it’s running?” Me: “I usually press the big button.” Scammer: “Okay, Madam. Press that button.” Me: “Okay.” Scammer: “Is your device off?” Me: “No. The door popped open.” Scammer: “Door? Is there a disc inside?” Me: “No. There’s a burrito.” 🌯 Scammer: “Why is there a burrito in your computer?” Me: “Computer? I thought you said this was microwave support.” 🙆🏻‍♂️😂 Click. ☎️🤗

@dyah_pan Itu ijo kaaak. Masa ga keliatan.

@adeirra Rambut ijo nya mana ?

Pick Me. Wanita Karir Arogan. Bayar sendiri kalau diajak ngedate. Kalau perlu, bayarin semua.

Pardon. Pengen post gajelas sambil ngerangkum twit2 yg barusan dibaca.

@QUEERAUSAHAAN @nabilasy__ Mungkin ini penyebab aku ngga pernah mau beli walau temen2 bilang enak en kudu coba. En pas coba yg dibeli ama temen juga aku ngga suka rasanya. Maybe it's Horn Effect and Cognitive Dissonance?

The way this franchise is owned by MEN, naming a brand that is perpetuating objectification and borderline sexualizing WOMEN like tf you mean “sehatkan tubuhmu dengan susuku” um…?? #NotVeryWokeofYou

BREAKING: 🇧🇷 A Brazilian mom who killed her boyfriend and cut off his genitals for raping her daughter, has been cleared of murder charges.

@Eka4Liong @txtdarionlshop Betul sekali. Kata temen2 sifatnya juga mirip. 😆😆

@adeirra @txtdarionlshop Key chain nya versi mini si rambut hijau adeirra banget yak ?

RATE TAS KANTOR : 1. Tumi 2. Longchamp 3. Samsonite 4. Kanken 5. Asus Ada lagi yg mau nambahin? Kalian ada yang make list diatas ga?

@RyanAlbertus @txtdarionlshop Waktu itu cari di tokopedia. Coba cari2 aja deh harusnya masi adaaa.

@adeirra @txtdarionlshop Ganci Tatsu beli di mana ya?

@infobdg Naon nu ditingali di braga, bingung. teu aya nanaon nu aneh ceuk abdi mah.

Situasi Braga sore ini sudah mulai padat. Kebayang makin malem makin padat sih ini mah. #infobdg

@SoundOfYogi Turut berduka cita, abang yogi. Salam untuk seluruh keluarga, semoga diberikan kekuatan oleh Allah SWT. Al Fatihah untuk ibu mertua. 🙏🏼❤️

Innallilahi wa innalilahi raji'un Telah meninggal dunia dengan tenang, Ibunda, Mertua Kami pada tanggal 29 Ramadhan 1447 H Mohon dimaafkan segala dosanya ya teman2

@KeiSavourie It's giving Leonardo diCaprio, kei.

Bro, jalan sama cewek yang jauh lebih muda itu enak banget. Karena dia look up dan respect sama kita. Dia anggap kita lebih pengalaman, lebih dewasa, lebih hebat, dsb. Dia pasti baik sama kita, asalkan... ...kitanya juga tunjukin kalau kita beneran dewasa dan layak dihormati. Jangan ngambekan kayak bocah, bisa kontrol emosi, chill, tegas tapi calm, gak larang2, bisa pengertian. Lakuin ini, dijamin dia bakal sayang banget sama kita 😍

@LeonardusLitik @tanyakanrl Cie ngebelain.

@tanyakanrl parah komentar yang suruh cerai suaminya selingkuh? kdrt? wajar mau cerai. lah ini cekcok terus tersinggung mau cerai keterlaluannya juga, sebelum2nya masih makan dari gaji suami. suami invalid, malah mau ninggalin suami kelaparan

💚 maaf kalo panjang. Aku gak ada temen untuk diajak curhat

@LeonardusLitik @laraztya @ciminlover @tanyakanrl Gapapa balik kejadian ke diri sendiri kalo suaminya kaya gitu atau kaya anda.

@laraztya @ciminlover @tanyakanrl betul pelajari agama. jangan sembarangan nyuruh cerai bisa kejadian balik ke diri sendiri

@DiianaD_ Kitten.

Which ?🤔

@djokopriambodo @empty__core Tp berdosa karena banyak rakyat tidak ikhlas.

@adeirra @empty__core Ha ha ha Punya dapur MBG justru dianjurkan