Lee Anderson

I've just paid 29p for a lion bar!

This job can get to fuck. I've never been as exhausted in my life

2013 n u can't get swimming shorts anywhere in October! Do these shops not know there are other countries in the world?

2little girls in whsmith giggling at the cover of a 'where's wally' book. One of them has got her finger partially covering the 'A'

All the mod cons in the nth sea 4 film night twitpic.com/dg1tjg

We can't watch a film on our last night now cos Harry wants to get an ice cream and then needs 2sell his scooter!Of all the excuses on a rig

@adam_jb_long Don't listen to aide's old war stories. I'm glad u said 'earn' tho :)

The foghorn has been emitting 3 short blasts every 30 secs since 7am. It's not driving me insane, really

Argh! I remember why I drive 2 Aberdeen. Choppers delayed at least couple hrs, no plane flights left. 7 hrs on train for £140 to look fwd to

On a brighter note there's been a blockage on the rig. The medics room at bottom of accommodation has never seen so much liquidised shit!

Sharing room with guy thats played 4scotland. It amuses him when I say there's no point watchin footie after cantona

Omg the x factor is horrific

@BrokenBennett offshore til fri, then back 4couple days. If its small n wil keep I'll ave look, if not then I'll be no good 2u :)

Ncfc wrote on wall, one guy said Newcastle other said nah its Norwich city where did u get Newcastle from. He said oh I thought New Castle

I need a woman, the only dirty mails I get anymore are from Doyle & the only other mails I get are from ebuyer!

One of the labourers has just come back from the inspection office after asking one of the girls for 6 phelopian tubes

Cold lifting after much sweating. Can bench a bag of potatoes again, so far so good

The good news is my nose will be available 4 guiding purposes on the 24th Dec

First cold of the coming winter! Ffs

Uve gotta lv starting to train again after injury. No pain whatsoever if u discount the mind numbing pain