Adero🇰🇪043.

@jumaf3 Hiyo ni ya upkeep.

Someone called Roy Butembu has been sending me Ksh 15 or Ksh 30 every week & am now scared. M-Pesa does not display full numbers nowadays and the request to 334 has not been forthcoming. Why would someone be sending between Ksh 15 and 30 and I have no idea who he is. Motive? 🤔

@brendankirotee Ni wewe utawachwa namna hatari sana.

Ignore his calls on purpose without calling back, Starve him attention, Reply his message late, Call him once in a week, Always complain you’re busy, Just try this, I promise you, he’ll never take you for granted again ☺️

@wambuijoan2024 Huoni anauza vitu za mashilingi?

Sasa kwa mfano huyu akiamka apate hii kibanda haiko atalaumu nani?

@g_mahn254 😂😂

Ukikuja sleepover na hii surwar itabidi umerudi kwenu tu roho safii. Siwezi lala na nyanya mzee

@ItsLeecapalot 😂😂

Nikiwa nimededi alafu kwa body viewing nione Bois alinikopesha one million 😂😭

@EvanoMemba I highly recommend A.

“As a husband or wife, what would you do if you caught your partner with another woman? Be honest 🙏🏽 A 🙏🏽 B 😂 C 😭 D 🥲 Be honest (Francis Atwoli vihiga county)

Everyone is going through something. You don’t have to make your problem everyone’s problem.

@EvanoMemba Wee wacha bwana 😂😂

If you don’t get it, Forget about it 😁

@NeroChe563087 Wamenona kama ngoima 😂

@ivymuthe 🤥that is just a facade. there’s always a business insyde that business - if you rely on selling packets za Milo na blueband utashangaa. bois wangu huuza bangi na babake ni agent wa manyumba - hiyo shop yao hata haijaangi watu but mtu na babake wamenona kama daudi ndii

The profit margin on this shop business is terrible. You sell 20k worth of stock and only walk away with 600 shillings profit. Such a useless business.

@Ian_San254 The man was totally wrong. You don't do it that way.

Ladies and Gentlemen... What advice would you give both the lady and Phil?

@_kish_001 @onjolo_kenya Mwizi 😂😂

@onjolo_kenya You can steal while talking to the shopkeeper

Tell me one truth about this kind shop

@NeroChe563087 😂😂😂

@ivymuthe hiyo ni kamasi jamaa anapanguza kama cowboy 🤥

Staff only!!

@EvanoMemba Weka bwana.

How much is your supper?

@Mastardcesh Wacha nitafute namba ya huyo mumama sasa.

@aderokeO5 Wacha maringo nanii

Today at around 4p.m, I managed to visit my friend Jaymoh in Rongai. Decided to visit Soko Mjinga where Chef Ngoima usually praise that tomatoes/vegetables are so cheap. My eyes couldn't believe. Mama Mboga was just chilling like normal as you see below. Sijui wanajiuza ama wanauza nyanya. I had to turn and decided not to buy anything in the market. The market loos so dirty and the sanitation is pathetic and disgusting. See the mode of dressing. Does it even make sense bruv?? Kanjo must visit the area and introduce some rules. Chef Ngoima must tell us how he manages those conditions😂

@Kenyan_Coco Letter V

Only a genius can get the answer to this

@_fels1 @kafangi 😂😂😂 Aol

@kafangi You are playing your role in their relationship so well. Congratulations

"The way I know Lilac you can't shame her for sleeping with you."

Fans forcing the elephant to finish what it started.. 😂

@iLnico4real Why lie?

Hii ukiwa na 500k ushago utajenga. Lakini twitter hii inacost 3M

@Josh001J Too much explanation raises an alarm.