Laura E. Hunter (She/Her/RagingFeminist)

To anyone not already aware: this is a personal account. I talk Infosec. #PMLife. Food. Politics. Marvel. Women's issues. Combos thereof.

@AlyssaM_InfoSec Same. “My ex-husband has renewed access to me in any capacity” is not an acceptable outcome.

@MSH_Dave Yeah we hear the cloud is gonna be big.

@adfskitteh "small PNW cloud service provider" 😂 The one with the blue badges?

Whelp. Sorry y'all, but if blocking is gone then this is officially it. "My ex-husband has access to me again in any capacity" is not on a list of acceptable outcomes.

@brandonleblanc Yup, this is the muskrat choice that officially drives me off the platform. "My ex-husband receives restored access to me in any way" is not on a list of acceptable outcomes.

I've tried being open-minded with all the changes being made here but taking away the ability to block people who might be harassing you is a very bad decision especially since "reporting" harassment doesn't net anything. I just blocked someone today who wasn't leaving me alone.

@MSH_Dave Notchet. First initial last name at the small PNW cloud service provider dot com plzandthankyou!

@adfskitteh Are you on bsky yet? I have some codes :)

@TashasEv I still remember that one Christmas party where Ty tried very hard to convince me that he had never been fed, not once in his life. 12/10 best boi. Thank you for being his human.

#ThatMomentWhen your "Need to soften your tone so you don't come across a certain way" Woman-In-Tech conditioning causes you to start a message with "Not-urgent but important"... ...and then by the end of the message you end up typing "I changed my mind. This is urgent."

Ya know, the fact that I still have occasional nightmares about the RedPill is...something. Something something, non-trivial set of cishet men who simply Don't Like Women, something something.

Dear tech world: can we all agree that "Can't we get ChatGPT to do this for us?" as a funny response to every question in every meeting has already gotten old? Quit it. Love, PMs everywhere trying to do a job. Kthxbai.

@IanColdwater aka.ms/AzCXPJobs - some MS divisions didn't just avoid cuts but are still hiring.

@michaelharriot Also the fact that "marine biologist" didn't turn out to be the major employment sector we all thought it would be...

People who grew up in the 80’s must be disappointed by the shockingly low number of lasers you encounter in 2023.

@NerdPyle Pork chops, Ned. PORK. CHOPS.

@rvidwans @Microsoft @NishantK @pamelarosiedee @j0shbregman @Gucci135 @arynncrow @benontech @iglazer Paging @TruBluDevil and @Alex_A_Simons to the thread.

Can someone from my crew help or point in the right direction for using @Microsoft #2FA for folks with low vision / disability? @NishantK @pamelarosiedee @j0shbregman @Gucci135 @adfskitteh @arynncrow @benontech @iglazer

Did COVID cure Paris of its outdoor chainsmoking epidemic? Or has there been a different social seismic shift since the last time I was here?

Well hey Paris. Been a minute, how ya been how’s your moms? Not quite ready to visit that one spot again, but the rest of you still rocks.

@ericlaw I, too, endeavor to max out my MSFT charity match every year. I see you, random blue badge on Twitter…

MSFT has matched $14,860 to charities this year. Where should the last $140 go?

I don’t know which is the worse possibility: some poor engineer at Twitter got tasked to set Moosk up with admin rights and show him how to use them…or Moosk has an on-call Engineer responding to “Suspend this account” texts while he’s surfing from the toilet.

@VballAlexSi It says something about the Twitter algorithm that this account JUST showed up in my suggested follows, and I was like "Wait how was I not already following Alex?" Sounds like you just had an amazing journey.

Well, that's a wrap folks! Monday I'll be returning to my role at Microsoft. Going forward, this account will focus on updates about my U15 club vball team. I am forever grateful to UW, Microsoft and Keegan Cook for making this opportunity of a lifetime possible!

@NerdPyle That’s not a dog, that’s a Shetland Pony working undercover.

Be a real shame if the BTS Armies got wind of this…