Coach "Coke" Carter

I have so much more privelage than you

I didn't know you could NDA butt stuff #shrink

Too much bag. Put myself in timeout #timemanagement #75hard #selfimprovement

Nothing like ripping quick keys in your local pub

Need the vibes of a 1960s segregated high school

New bar. Unfamiliar territory. Call it an away game if you will but these women still don't it. #bagwillfixthat

Never seen Coke let's see a line. *spectating crowd* I don't need you watching birdie putt

@theomistofficer Has to be a sign from Zeus himself

I mean shit if you say so

So trump sucked Clinton? Does this bring the price of a good bag down?

Waiting to drink gets the heart rate flowing. Feed me.

Watched my boy get into the bar for the first time #breakinghymen #freshman

If we join together

Yo my bad I didn't reach your payment quota... needed to touch bag

Headed to the bar with one guy. Double stack I on two.

Moonshine doesn't mix well with failing bets. Gonna need to call in the big guns ("mortal lock" x bag)

Thad castle is about to go Travis Hunter Biden mode. #bothsidesoftheball

Kidneys get a C- for this effort.

Guys reposting tiktoks is like Gatsby lighting the green light across the pond #suffocate

Woke up with a hindering feeling I got caught doing mischief. Haven't time jumped home like that since I wore vineyard vines trying to impress a girl out of my league.

Yo shake me wake when inflation stops making sun cruisers $17 for 8 #shrink