Aadarsh...

@ajayg303 English reply krne me gaand fat jati hai yrr 😂

यहाँ ट्विटर पर लेडीज़ लोगों की इंग्लिश इतनी बढ़िया है कि क्या ही कहें। मुझे भी सीखनी पड़ेगी। इत्ते पढ़े लिखे लोगों से बात करने में स्टाइल तो आना चाहिए 😎😎

@VrindaVaani Horns gendo ke hi hote hai isliye bola tha mai to well you got it in a different way koi na 😭

@adrishyainsan Khud to gaandu lgte ho, lekin gendi bolne ka confidence tagda hai. Khair..okay

A girl with horns is called horny😼

@srixhti Shit yr

@adrishyainsan Nahi yar

Tum dil ki dhadkan ho

ऐसी बानी बोलिए, मन का आपा खोय। औरन को शीतल करे, आपहु शीतल होय॥ 🌼

@paneerchilliee Godd agr inki help karo to meri bhi kar dena

I’m not made for arrange marriage god hellllpppp😭😭😭😭😭😭

@ifiweretheree Kam ki cheeze kuch yaad nhi rhti ye sab yaad rh jata hai 😅

@adrishyainsan Han han..Yhiii sbse best lgta thaaa mujhe🥹🥹😂

How can I forget this one? Drop the name if you know 💛

@chashmish1234 Aisa ho jo bas sunata rhe hame usme hi achcha lagta hai 😅

@adrishyainsan Same pain, different people 😭

When someone wants me to explain my emotions but I've been the listener all my life.

@TheMolarGirl Funny bnne ke lie poora din le rhi ho 😭

Kal Ek funny tweet karungi 👍

@localdrain That escalated quickly

top hindi words of all time 1. namaste 2. chudai

@heyshreyaaa 10-20 match dekhke bhul jata hu 😭

Agar ek exam asa ho jisme aapki favourite ipl team se related hi question ho toh aap 100 mai se kitne marks le aaoge?

@Adichaturvedi05 Bhai himmat krke bol do baad me bahut pachtava hota hai haa na jo bhi milega suspense ka regret nhi rhega

Mujhe vo psnd aa gayi h Lekin smjh nhi aara h usse kse bolu kyuki usse kbhi bt nhi ho paayi h , kyuki vo introvert h 🙂

@yesha_sagar Breakup ho gya ? Azad ho gyi?

Back on track!!

@Bekaarbaate Ya chal rha hai answer ; garmi fogg faltu ho gaye the isliye question badal diye 😂

Log itne badtamiz ho gaye hain pehle poochhte the “aur batao kya chal raha hai” Ab poochhte hain “aur batao personal life me kya chal raha hai?” Bhai mai iska kyaa uttar doon???

@maimaithilii Naa sex mil rha na ye sab

Yeah sex is cool but have you ever had somebody give you a bunch of little kisses all your face until you're giggling and blushing

@Asmita_it_is_ Hrder than mixing garam pani or thand pani to get perfect pani ?

Tank tops and backless fits and all those cute cuts should come with built-in bras plssss😭 I'm tired of figuring out what works underneath… why am I solving engineering problems just to get dressed

Fun fact : boys roast the girl they love the most ❤️..

@ritikaahahaa Yeah it does for them though

Men really think silence solves everything.

@Sakerarenai00 Aren't we all pretending?

i am not even sure if i am alive or just pretending to be