ADULTZIZI

WE'VE SPENT SURPRISINGLY LITTLE TIME THINKING ABOUT LAUNCH DAY MOST OF OUR CONVERSATIONS ARE ABOUT QUESTIONS LIKE: "WOULD SOMEONE ACTUALLY WANT THIS ON THEIR SHELF?" "WOULD THIS STILL BE RECOGNISABLE WITHOUT THE LOGO?" "DOES THIS FEEL LIKE SOMETHING ONLY ZIZI WOULD MAKE?" THOSE QUESTIONS HAVE TAKEN FAR MORE OF OUR TIME THAN THE COLLECTION ITSELF. ENJOY B*TCH 👁️👄👁️ ZEUS

NOT A ROADMAP

YOU DIDN’T READ THE ARTICLE. SO WE MADE THINGS WEIRDER. WE’LL DO OUR BEST TO BE A LITTLE MORE UNDERSTANDABLE. WE CAN’T PROMISE ANYTHING. FIRST 50 COMMENTS GET A DM I CAN’T PROMISE YOU’LL LIKE IT

@AsapChow @OzzyChina SEE? YOU SURVIVED. PROUD OF YOU

@adultzii @OzzyChina I still read it tho. Painfully lol

PEOPLE DON’T HATE SURPRISES. THEY HATE READING. OUR LATEST ARTICLE IS PROBABLY MORE IMPORTANT THAN THIS POST. READ IT FIRST. IF THAT ALREADY FEELS LIKE TOO MUCH, THIS COLLECTION PROBABLY ISN’T FOR YOU B*TCH COLLABS ARE NOW OPEN. LET’S MAKE THE INTERNET WEIRDER. DM @OZZYCHINA

@AsapChow @OzzyChina FAIR ENOUGH. IT WASN’T WRITTEN FOR EVERYONE.

@adultzii @OzzyChina Way too long

anyway

YOU CAN EXPECT EVERYTHING FROM ME, INCLUDING NOTHING THE FIRST 69 COMMENTS MAY FIND SOMETHING WAITING FOR THEM