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Jessi
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Jessi
@adventurequalms
Corn-on-the-macabre sense of humor. Waltzing down a haunted, candlelit staircase in a 1930s gown. Cosplay & film. Internet Old. Allergic to everything. She/her
Katılım Ağustos 2013
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I don't really have "curly" hair, but I do have wavy hair, and I had no idea I even had some sort of mild texture to my hair until I started using coconut oil on it. My hair just looked POOFY for most of my life until I learned about curl patterns in my 30s.
NotLizBrody@NotLizBrody
Ppl just stopped feeling pressured to flat iron their hair to “fit in.” Lots of white ppl have always had wavy/curly hair but in the 90s-early 2000s everyone felt like you had to have pin straight hair to look “put together.”
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@kingofbrethren The Wheel of Fortune scene is so good. Honestly, all three of them had absolute banger soundtracks.
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My friends were obsessed with a certain show I couldn't get into, and then I turned on Young Sherlock on a WHIM with dinner right after it came out, and whoops, new fandom consumed my life.
Silvia@wontletitgo
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still not quite over the fact that i watched 15 year olds get sued for millions of dollars for downloading twelve songs and now we all have to accept AI slop because every tech company in the known universe decided that IP laws don't exist now that they're inconvenient for them
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@neon_heartbeat LMAO, Mr Neon really enjoys taking corpse pose in yoga to a new level.
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Especially if it's THIS coaster, my favorite ride at Epic Universe.
Universal Orlando Resort@UniversalORL
How to tell if today was a good day: If your day involved a coaster, it was a GREAT day. Otherwise, test uncertain.
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Under the light of the lanterns, the wisteria whispers.
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@neon_heartbeat Man, the 90s were so good for Frances Hodgson Burnett adaptations.
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You should be sent to jail if you ever cite The Big Bang Theory to explain why Raiders of the Lost Ark isn't a great movie.
Sean T at RCP@SeanTrende
I thought Big Bang Theory dispelled this one. Indy is irrelevant to the plot. If he doesn’t exist nazis get the ark, open it up, go poof anyway.
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I live by the Universal Girlfriend Theory which is my theory that everyone wants to be treated like a Girlfriend in the sense they just want to be taken on a fun date they didn't plan and for you to buy them dinner. this applies to women, men, parents, in laws, grandparents, siblings, Everyone. When in doubt I just buy someone expensive flowers and chocolate and it literally has never failed me as a tactic to surprise and delight. huge life unlock
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everyone’s getting real weird about socializing. you don’t have to be friends for life but it’s like “why wouldn’t i want to be on at least friendly terms with people i spend so much time with?”
𐙚 bambi@bbambied
propaganda i'm never falling for is that you shouldn't befriend your coworkers
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I've already gotten married, and this is still my ideal wedding. 😆
tyler ☠︎︎@kingofbrethren
telling people i have very realistic relationship expectations when THIS is my ideal wedding
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