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BREAKING: Mom Suspects Copywriter Son Used AI To Create Her Mother’s Day Card

BREAKING: Holding Company CEO Seeks To Change Negative Perceptions By Rebranding As “Embracing Company”

BREAKING: Client Totally Enlightened By Agency’s Venn Diagram

BREAKING: Agency Scrambles To Add Some Sort Of “Activation” Idea To Pitch Deck Before Tomorrow’s Meeting

BREAKING: Agency’s Senior Team Only Wants To Work On Awareness Part Of Funnel

BREAKING: Adweak Discovers First-Ever Ad Agency. Circa 10,00 BC

BREAKING: Friends, Family Appear In Agency’s “Man-On-The-Street” Research Video To Support Their Proposed Brand Strategy

BREAKING: Day After New Business Win, Agency Begins Transitioning “Dedicated” Senior Team Off Account

BREAKING: Data-Driven Agency To A/B Test New Agency Dog Candidates

BREAKING: Spirit Airlines Agency Partners Busy Removing All References To Spirit Airlines From Their New Business Materials

BREAKING: Agency Rewards Staff With Pizza Party For Spending Nights, Weekends To Win $50M Account

BREAKING: Agency Anxiously Awaiting What Client’s Janitorial Staff Has To Say About Proposed TV Concepts

BREAKING: Interns Finish Pinning Random Shit To Walls Of Conference Just In Time For Client Visit

BREAKING: Recruiter Asks Freelancers For Their 15-Minute Rate

BREAKING: Agency Awaiting Client’s 14-Year-Old Daughter To Chime In On Latest Round Of Instagram Headlines

BREAKING: Parents Of UX Designer Just Assumed He Worked In Porn Industry

BREAKING: Client Finds Ingenious Way To Give Feedback To Agency Without Using Zoom, Meetups, Slack, Teams, Google Docs

BREAKING: Account Director Panics After Director Shoots Something Slightly Different Than What Was On Approved Storyboard

BREAKING: Freelance Executive Creative Director Begrudgingly Accepts Gig As Just Copywriter