may

@getoffmycasebro Luv

#projecthailmary ryland when i get u

@comfortgosling im drooling

Los Angeles native Aric Van Halen ran his first marathon today and finished in a solid 2:41:39 (6:10 per mile) to place 20th overall. He’s a former California all-state high school runner and All-American collegiate runner at the University of Colorado.

@grandpappy39 🥰

sleeping in a tank top is so awful like i wake up with my left tit out, my right tit turned inside out and tied in a knot, my charger around my neck, and an entire gallon of 2% milk poured all over my feet

Rest In Peace My Friend #RandyRhoads Forever

@VektroidLive what the fuck does this meannnn 😭😭😭😭

oh my god this isn't van halen.... it's.... anal sex!!!!!!

@DavidLeeRoth DAVVEEE!!!

This Fuckin' Kid.. youtu.be/J2XTcdXgm1A

@ElGHTHGR4DE i got obsessed with van halen oops LMAO

sooo what have we all been up to during the hiatus who are we stanning did anyone go out and get a life

@kiszkathearcher @loversingold a bit..

@aealbertlol @loversingold ur late lol

@ogmike hard tweet dude

Sorry I'm not 60 years old and gay, so I don't care about Eddie Van Halen.

@kiszkathearcher @loversingold DAVID LEE?

@loversingold i also fink he has met david lee roth and the entirety of rage against the machine ☝️

@diamxndleeroth COME BACKKKK ALEX IS YOUR PROFILE I NEED YOU

Im gonna leave this account for a while ):

@diamxndleeroth fuckin real

David Lee Roth is one hot sexc man

@Cappuchiini your MOM WAS A VAN HALEN GROUPIE?!?

Fun things to know about my mom She was a metal head groupie So she like Fucked as men bandmen as she could Some of her greatest hits; Lead singer of Metallica Drummer of Metallica Vince Neal (I was almost his child) Eddie Van Halen (btw he died on my birthday)

@THR0UGHTHENEVER LMFAOOOO

van halen groupies vs ketchup who will win

Please explain this t shirt I just saw: “GIVE ME VAN HALEN OR GIVE ME HEAD”

@AlbertsStuff theres something in your mailbox and its ticking

Ha ha I didn’t get cut out

@AlbertsStuff ok never tweet again why would you use that emoticon

Halloween is coming up I’m doing the profile picture art submission thing again, new art every day of October if you make something submit it here or on the thread I make in October :3

@kurtisconner please give me your opinion on sammy hagar @kurtisconner

just read a whole book in 3 seconds

@grandpappy39 alright log off

the titanic water ain’t got shit on me 🔥 fingered that shit till it was squirting💯