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Rip Emma Morley you would’ve loved Norman Fucking Rockwell

why does everyone wanna be disparaged during sex. why do no bottoms want to be loved and appreciated bro. i am programmed to lay pipe while thinking ILOVEYOUILOVEYOUILOVEYOU but nobody want that in this economy ig

Happy Pride Month. If you're a gay man, please remember your power. People often think that gay men are innately fashionable, which means if you wear some stupid shit for long enough, straight people, including homophobes, will copy you and then you can laugh at them.

we both up now

u larp a kink for too long u eventually get it

@danzrabs02 @jeremylovesyall And people don’t have their headlights on during rain like this

@jeremylovesyall Meanwhile this is what its like for us driving in the rain...

whatever happening here is incomprehensible to my australian mind

@awawawhoami hot

actually my boyfriend only consumes woke, ethical porn of his buddies fucking each other

HEARTBREAKING: You live in Melbourne and your partner has brainrot, you walk by tramline 67.

Lorde would be sooo into cruising if she was a gay guy I feel

@IlliLvrrrr Go look at the pet play in wuthering heights bro

never been so turned off by petplay in my life

Being gay isn't free. Have you seen how much a Formula 1 ticket costs?

People just don’t give a fuck anymore

girl who’s listened to 5 taylor swift songs: u have to listen to style girl who’s listened to 100 taylor swift songs: u have to listen to this unreleased demo that leaked five years ago on tiktok girl who’s listened to 1000 taylor swift songs: u have to listen to style

when you’re in your 20s you have to constantly watch other people move in with their boyfriend of 3 months and you just have to pretend like you don’t think that’s a stupid idea

"mgfhfhh.. y-your filesize.. ahhn! i-it's too big!! mfhggh" okay well im still not paying for nitro

They talk about Catholics being spiritually Irish or spiritually Italian but the third one is being spiritually Spanish, where you have lax behavior generally like Italian but when you go to church the weight of your guilt crushes you like the Irish.

Every new Australian gay club night with slightly left of centre branding is like “We are THE VERY FIRST to bring the avant garde sounds of Berlin and bushwick to Sydney” and then you go and somehow have to endure 6 hours of unlistenable Charli XCX remixes

coworker asked me if i ever considered living in melbourne which i think was just another way to call me a faggot

o frio que diminui o pau é o mesmo que endurece o bico do peito

Anthony Albanese addressing the nation just to be like Hello I am Anthony Albanese