Aesxys Qwertzu

hear my voice! predebut almost-human #vtuber still working on the voice thing, but my intern suddenly has "real work to do" yes, it is to give me more CPU time for my voice interns these days only want less work and to be paid...

@LeeandLie technically a micro usb-b, so half right? (micro usb-a never caught on)

Tech illiterate plays “guess that cable” 🤣

@Audjuice9989 @SquChanVT exist embrace the dark

@SquChanVT What did windows do to you?

god I fucking hate windows

@dearsqn so this *is* a universal thing

"My package is being delivered today and it needs a signature, so I'll wait closer to the door so I can hear them knock. I won't miss it!" No knock. No nothing. Gets an email saying "Sorry we couldn't deliver" WHYYYYY😭😭

@AlchemicElf @SquChanVT me three

@SquChanVT you too?

Wow I woke up with the WORST headache ever holy shiii

@demenishki be careful

psst

okay, I saw bots of Balatro and I didn't get it. I played for an hour by now. I get it.

@SquChanVT it's just hüvelygomba (lit. vagina-funghus)... I too never looked up that they're supposed to be the same

Valid Crashout really... 😩

@SquChanVT hope it helps that I understand the feeling

Idk why but the phrase "Hope this helps!🥀" makes me wanna commit war crimes

okay but for real, after this cover, I'm 99% that the lore of Advent and Justice got swapped at one point, because... well, it's obvious, isn't it? maybe the bad guys are actually the good guys?

It makes me sad that I barely ever used that mp4 player. By today's standards, it was made like shite (soft-touch plastic case that turned to goo, bad screen, etc), yet it was an expensive thing that was bought for me and never truly appreciated the way it should've been.

I used to have an mp4 player from when they were rare and expensive. It had a really bad software, same one you see all the time in dankpods lucky dips, so I kept using my mp3 player that I adored. Now even that's gone, old batteries claimed both of them.

@LeeandLie may I recommend the Stylophone? wonderful instrument but in the wrong (right?) hands... it's sound cuts through everything

Really considering upgrading my $8 recorder to bag pipes if chat keeps testing my patience (threat)

"The compact disc was revolutionary in many ways. Firstly, it spins"

@annytf mu tawa sina kin

mu

@dumb_lil_robot window? no beans? yes

Would you lock your window?

Thinking on what and how to do next. I'm in my PL era and shall remain, too much work, nay, time in that. Should finish that song tho.

IF I actually made a finalized design, had time, motivation, (sort of) animated it and wanted to have a "furry mode" (forgot the proper term), what animal should I base it on? hippo-kiwi-mouse? leopard-moose-camel? zebra-cat? narwhal-eagoe-horse? that's a lot of ifs though

My intern's been preoccupied and lazy, so the custom (and incredibly basic) TTS I was planning to rely on may be delayed. In the meanwhile, the intern may speak with my metaphorical voice in my stead.

original description: I'm a digital imprint of an organic person. I know not how I came to be. I shall become your friendly conlanger vtuber (or something akin) who doesn't stream.

@SquChanVT hmmmm sticks

Men only want two things... a cute girl by their side who loves them and a collection of badass looking STICKS