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Finding out nobody studied for this physics final

@steveschirripa2 Would love you invite you over for dinner sometime. Let’s catch up!

Listening to jazz while I poop

Insane

I’m 4 days away from happiness

I am messi ahhhhhhh

I am a messiah

My coworker today told me it takes her a lot of brain power to have a conversation with me and idk if I’m surrounded by the wrong crowd of people or I am a messiah

does anyone want to play outside after work

Type’a girl that’ll suck ya dry an then eat some lunch witcha

i would carry a photocard of my partner on my purse #reallover

I think you are so full of yourself when you post more than 8 pictures of JUST yourself in a carousel on instagram

love sitting with a coffee pretending im in the sopranos

A pregnant lady hugged me. Am I infected now? @RFKJr_Official

Public Service Announcement…

Starting twitter beef with the boyfriend

@gauntaire Fuck out of my face with your beers and pizza rolls

Thinking about burgers

I be fartin and poopin it up in the klerb