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Nakuru looks calm

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🚨BREAKING: Myles Lewis-Skelly has been called up to the England senior squad for the first time by Thomas Tuchel at 18-years-old.

@LarryMadowo If you think Kampala is Africa's greatest city then you need to travel more I'm a afraid.

Greetings from Kampala 🇺🇬 - Africa’s greatest city?

God: So there's just one more rul.... Eve:

What's it with some Arsenal fans, can't you praise one player without dragging another?

💯🆙 Emile has received his award for surpassing 100 @premierleague appearances.

2 goals in 3 days for starboy Ethan Nwaneri.

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🚨 Aston Villa close to agreeing deal to sign Marcus Rashford on loan from Man Utd. Still work to do but now expected 27yo #MUFC forward will join #AVFC. Likely to include buy option, significant salary coverage + bonuses. W/ @lauriewhitwell @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/61033…

@neefenawti @David_Ornstein @lauriewhitwell @TheAthleticFC United is a mid table team so yh

@David_Ornstein @lauriewhitwell @TheAthleticFC Shame! After all his pride and arrogance. He is ending up at Aston Villa. This is a sign that majority of United players are mid-table players

🔴⚪️⭐️ Arteta on Ethan Nwaneri: “Making his debut as a Champions League starter and scoring the goal that he scored, especially in a very important moment”. “His influence, his composure on the ball and how aggressive he is when he gets it… I’m impressed”.

The FA have published the written reasons as to why Myles Lewis-Skelly's red card was overturned. "The Commission members were unanimous in their opinion that the referee had made an obvious error in sending off MLS for the challenge that he had made. "The challenge was certainly ‘Foul Play’ but it obviously could not, to the mind of the Commission, be categorised as having been ‘Serious Foul Play’."

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👀 Neymar tells Romário: “Mbappé was not annoying! When Messi came, I think he became a little jealous…”. “I had my things with him, we had a little fight. He was a boy that in the beginning was key, I used to call him ‘Golden Boy’, I was spoke to him, played around with him, told him he’d be one of the best, I always help, always had conversations with him”. “When Leo arrived, he became a little jealous. He didn’t want to share me with anyone! [laughs] That’s how the fights started, the change in behaviour”.

From MAGA to MEGA: Make Europe Great Again!

@centregoals Is there not a single person in Manchester who knows ball?

🚨🚨🎙️| Roy Keane on how bad Arsenal were against Man City: "If Tony Pulis, Sam Allardyce, Steve Bruce or Neil Warnock set up a team like that for the second half, they are ‘dinosaurs’. When Arsenal do it, it’s called ‘brilliant’, it’s ‘concentration levels’..." "There was an incident when [Ben] White just kicked it out of play, [Declan] Rice a couple of times, just kicked it up the pitch." "This is Arsenal we’re talking about – not a Championship team in the FA Cup – that’s hanging in there." [@WeAreTheOverlap]

@CFCFrey @ChampionsLeague He escaped the Conference League.

@ChampionsLeague Worst LB We escaped a Bullect