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To all my tech minded friends the Apple Vision Pro is an absolute GAME CHANGER in the bathroom

A recent artist interaction that broke me (I was purple guy)

THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN BY WHOSE?

i have no explanation for this tiktok but i’m in awe of it. it feels like either a tim robinson sketch or A24 horror film.

She woke up and chose violence

was chillin wit my boy Cornelius and he took a fist sized bite of coleslaw into his mouth and started chokin 😂 THAT is why Cornelius is 'the silly one'!

@j3wtalian I’ll see your night and raise you a monkey butler

Dysphoria makin me feel like Baron Harkonnen in the poop tub

This is Nurf. His sleep schedule could use some work. But his debate skills are simply unmatched. 12/10

I understand why the newts always swim away now 🤣 an accidental selfie from a newt's perspective. 🐸🫣

*showing hinge date my museum level collection of oddities* yeah some people actually call me Indianapolis Jones! *she shutters* I defuse with a follow up joke, “yeah I love my baubles, guess you could call me a bauble head! *starts shaking head like bobblehead* she’s so scared

can i get a hell yeah for this unnervingly realistic plastic snapping turtle i got for $6 at the minimall

in case you were wondering what the book me and @elirymagee wrote is like

I made it look like the car's moving and it's 100x better.